Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd
Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd
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Put water in the cup it becomes the cup, put water in a pot it becomes the pot. Be like the water.
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My friend.
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Anybody ever think about how humans are just very oddly shaped donuts?
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That's not entirely true. We don't have just one hole going through us. Our holes branch. We have 3 intakes (2 nostrils, 1 mouth) and 2 outputs (1 anus, 1 urethra). If you simplified us down topographically, it'd be like you formed a donut around a starfish with the arms sticking out and then you just deleted the starfish.
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There's a vsauce video about this
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Anybody ever think about how donuts are just very oddly shaped humans?
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Who the hell is asking coffee or a donut?
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Ya, give me both please.
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when someone at work is making a coffee run and can only afford one thing per person
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It's the same shape, just reshaped
genius!
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Silly topologist.
Coffee is a liquid, it can adjust to any shape.
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You must be shapeless, formless, like coffee. When you pour coffee in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour coffee in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour coffee in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Coffee can flow and it can crash. Become like coffee my friend.
- Bruce Lee (the hipster barista down the block)
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The ocean is the same as the Hadron Super-Collider, just reshaped.
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I’m 50 and this is deep
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They better all weigh the same.
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Shape has little to do with mass. Unless you want it to be so.
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Well, for one, that's a coffee mug, not coffee. But I suppose coffee can also be in all of these shapes.
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Try holding an entire mug of coffee with a donut
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The Animorphs book covers are getting weird…
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Stay too long as a coffee cup and you'll remain a donut forever!
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nooo!
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Meanwhile, physicists: "Matter is basically just empty space and tiny particles moving very fast, a hole is just even emptier space"
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Topology is one of those sciences that is hyper-niche to the point that it seems like it would have very limited scope, but when you take a closer look it's actually studying something fundamental.
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Are there any recent breakthroughs in topology I should be aware of?
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I’d eat a coffee mug shaped donut, but a waffle would hold up better. An elephant ear is fine as well, but a crepe is right out.
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What about a beavers tail?
If the answer is yes, please come visit Canada and enjoy one with cinnamon and lemon (the best flavour) in Ottawa while skating on our gorgeous canal!
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I always wondered what it would look like if you took Eastern European savory donuts and made them bigger and flatter. They look delicious!
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Who’s out here deep frying crepes? American county/state fair vendors?
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Well, they are now.
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I see no coffee here.
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This is exactly why my local Dunkin Donuts stopped serving topologists.
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When did they start serving topologists? It seems an odd menu item
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Same! Now they serve coffee and donuts instead.
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Ha, if you can even call them that!
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The Everything Everywhere All at Once sequel got weird.
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because the original was a parade of normality?
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Okay, so eat the fucking coffee cup. I'll wait.
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Okay, so eat the fucking coffee cup. I'll wait.
Bortus enters the chat.
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Moclans are Topologists!
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HEY EVERYONE! This guys a nerd! Throw rocks at his face!
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Is "topologist" a job? Like someone who specializes in telling you how many holes and knots exist in a given object, How to "untie" seemingly knotted things that actually topographically have no knots? Do you clock in for that, or is it a 1099 freelancer thing?
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you can be a mathematics professor who specializes in topology, but that's probably about as close as it gets from what i know
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Only if you are a very good ologist
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3D artists can specialize in topology where they make sure to clean up the models that other artists sculpt to optimize them for animation and performance. Depending on the use case you need different approaches to a models topology and it can get very complex actually. So yeah, it is people's entire jobs to do this and they probably get paid more than us.
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Let me know so I can hand them my Blender models I'm too lazy to RE-topologize. Ugh! Lol
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What the hell is that handle on the mug. You can maybe fit one finger in that thing!
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Hmmmm, 7 donuts
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Bagel or Donut?Topologist:
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It's like watching an embryo develop into a child.
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Except those go from one hole to over a dozen.
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Doughnut. Why? Because I can't easily fuck a coffee!!
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I like my coffee black, like a hole.
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Answer: "Your photo has 7 objects, which one are you asking about? You fuckin drunk."
The topologist's answer to the fuckin dumb question is perfect.
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Shape keys are wild
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It’s asking about the coffee not the coffee cup.
If your coffee has a hole in it that’s weird.
I take my coffee black-hole seriously.
A black hole isn’t a hole.
Ah but you see, coffee in this mug would have a hole in it:
That's one of those fun things until you have to clean it.
I could fuck that coffee cup.
This looks like hell to clean
Just enjoy the meme you fuckin nerd.
I can't enjoy it if it's obviously based on lies.
Plus look at that fucking coffee cup handle and tell me you like it, I dare you.
I had a very cool class in research epistemology and the exercise was basically to answer the question, do liquids have a shape and if yes, which is it? How would you prove it?
It was the source of the most deranged but valuable discussion I've ever had.
Isn’t part of the definition of liquid that it takes the form of its container?
I need another epistemological argument like I need another hole in my head.
If the "thread" width is around the size of an electron, then the coffee (liquid) has basically infinite hole.
The same applies to the cup, our hands and so on