They're coming.

whoever will stop this massive armadillo kaiju trampling over the united states?

Wouldnt make it any worse than it already is. Maybe it will unite the idiots again.
Will nobody rid me of this massive armadillo kaiju?
- Positively turbulent

Armadillos! ...

... versus! ...

Feral Hogs!

F I G H T !

If that’s what it was supposed to look like in 2023 I wonder what the actual distribution was that year.
Found info from previous years
- I don't know, but I do suspect 'big angry bacon' is soon gonna be on a lot more people's menus, lol.
- The fact that the human side has gone radio silent on the war tells you all you need to know. Pray to whatever god you observe. It's going to get bleak.
Hogs no diff that and then learn enough tool use to take the akimbo AR-15s from our corpses
- mild confusion, followed by"YEEHAW!!", followed by excited aerial gunfire

We just find out how they were able to breach the impenetrable walls of swine.

ICE is going to take care of it

Leprosy is back on the menu, baby

I wouldn’t worry too much; they don’t have thumbs, so flying a jet may turn into an unexpected challenge hehehe.

Hmm… do you actually need thumbs to fly a modern commercial jet?
- I would say yes, in order to have a sufficient grip on the stick/yoke

Southern Florida shows us that the only way to defeat them is with alligators.

"We know how to take them out, General. Spread the word."

Um, no, that's just the part of Florida that the animals can tell will be under water soon.
Well, ok yeah, alligators would then be a problem.

There is exactly one and it is that giant one in the picture. He is surveying new potential lands to extend his power.

Reminder: do not eat those.

You've been warned.

I'm gonna.

Anywhere but the south tip of florida apparently

Professionals have standards, they saw Florida and said no thanks.

I love the word aviation. Makes it feel like you can nounify other animal types. Like mammation. Or you could go into subgroups, like cervidation, chiropteration, monotremation, etc.

Crustaceans?
- Crustation? Or maybe crustaceation? A process of periodical molting. Or maybe the act of using a claw-like implement?

I'm trying to figure out how they're supposed to get to Los Angeles without crossing through San Diego. I guess hop a plane to LAX and go to Disneyland?

Edit: Urgh, I just realized there's probably some evil bastards out there who'd smuggle armadillo babies in their pants.

I've seen them very rarely in metro Atlanta.

Which means they've reached Hartsfield International Airport, and we're all even more screwed.

As an invasive species what harm do they cause?

I'm calling it now: the 9-banded armadillo will be adopted as Canada's mascot in the next decade, after they become the main species in the Canadian deserts.

Watch cute pet armadillos on tiktok, then see how you feel about it