Literally nothing I could ever post would be funnier than this

"Do not naturally possess"

Does transitioning unlock it?

This needs to be archived so that when future species wonder "what happened to humans" they'll have an answer.
And it's impossible to tell if it's satire
- Nothing is satire to a rotted right wing brain.

They didn’t even call out any actually controversial games. Ultrakill is hardly even “ultraviolent” once you play something like Cyberpunk and do a brute character.

that's the part of this that strikes you as odd?
- No, I just find it funny that they chose the absolute softest blow choices of games. They could have chosen way more “woke” games than these.

I doubt they have the mod capacity to keep every article free from people memeing on their shitty wiki. So this was probably just written by a troll.

written by a troll and kept because no one could tell the difference

Conservapedia for all the Free Thinkers™©® that need to check the conservative repository of what they're supposed to think...

There was a post on science sub on reddi (read through redlib) about how conservatives change their stance based on context (hateful among themselves but pretend to be arguing in good faith when they see their shitty views might get challenged) and their argument was "you get dogpilled for shitty opinions on all of reddit but it doesn't happen on conservative subs and asked people to prove that it happens"
But because conservative sub delete all the misaligned comments and posts, no one could "prove" it. This was how they proved the left was more aggressive than the right. The mental gymnastics is way over the top.
tldr; Conservatives think getting dogpiled for shitty opinions is worse than censorship they employ themselves to silence opposition. And since all major social media is built in a way censorship can't be traced, they have the high ground.

Fuck yeah new Vegas and it's socialist extremism themes! Gambling and guns!

(it's an explicitly anarchist work, the Followers and potentially a Yes Man playthrough are the only "good" options)
- i mean the NCR isn't terrible, just implied to result in things petering out into mediocrity in the long run

Liar you All!! I'll be able to double jump one day! i just need to train harder.

I mean yeah it doesn't come naturally. You have to train for it, everybody knows that.