What the hell are Selena Gomez oreos?

I always laugh seeing how much they shrink the packaging every year. Some of these packs have like 10 Oreos in them.

I know, and I hate it to the core, but I have considered that they might actually be inadvertently helping humanity (at least in the US).

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”

We done made the good cookie that everybody like, and now we get to go home!
- Context for anyone that didn't get those two comments, and because I was going to post the link anyway

WE DONE DID. THE GOOD COOKIE. THAT EVERYBODY LIKE. AND NOW, WE GET TO GO HOME

Thank you so much for validating my brain rot. This was my immediate thought as well.
- Marketing: "...Labor day oreos, arbor day oreos, made with real wood"
  CEO:
  <insensate screaming>

I want a Gwyneth Paltrow vagina flavored Oreo.

I’m thinking you probably don’t
- It sounds way too goopy tbh
- You don’t know me I have like fifty vagandles.
"Oooo what flavor are these Oreos?"
"Rainbow....."
"Ooohhhh yum gimme"
"....trout."
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Would the taste testers be able to compare it to the real thing?

i wish people would only take dark mode screenshots of Twitter. Or just provide the text.

Even though I try to avoid processed snacks, the weird novelty flavors are what tempt me. I support innovation in food :D

I also avoid all these junk foods as much as I can, but I also realize i can inject a whole lot of joy and excitement in my life by buying these weird novelty flavors I likely wont enjoy, but thats not what matters. Its the hype.
- Oh, they almost never taste as good as they look on the packaging, haha. Nothing wrong with simple comforts once in a while. Sometimes I use those odd flavors as inspiration in my own cooking and baking or try to recreate the recipe.

At my office, we've been trying every varietal that Oreo has released and we've been tracking our thoughts on them in a spreadsheet. Tbh, there's been some pretty vile ones, like the Coca-Cola Oreos and the Sour Patch Kids Oreos, but every now and again they do actually drop a banger like the Blueberry Pie Oreos.

I find that the freaky Oreo varieties taste great with the first one, but the more you eat the weirder they seem, until by the end of the bag they're certified nightmare fuel. The Apple Pie a la Mode variety is exactly like this. TBF sometimes I eat the entire bag in 10 minutes, so that might be part of the problem.
- Apple Pie especially was bad for this, the first one was like "wow they nailed that!" and then 2-24 were like "what the fuck is this now"
- Its the same with the special edition Pop-Tarts. The first Eggo or Apple Jacks bite is amazing! Then you get halfway through the box, and you start tasting an artificial chemical after-taste. By the end, you're trying to offload the last toxic tart on to an unsuspecting coworker...
- As boring as it may seem, this is what our data shows as well. The average varietal is worse than a standard oreo, often because you start to get sick of the flavor. Meanwhile, the current highest rated Oreo is the Oreo Loaded, which I can best describe as an Oreo flavored Oreo. turns out classic Oreo is just hard to beat.
I tried the swedish fish Oreo once and can accurately say they are an offense to God and man.
Lemon Oreos are dangerously good.
Lemon thin Oreos are bussin
And they say WFH increases productivity.
Coke Oreos were best Oreos. I also loved Oreo Coke.
- I like gumming coke mixed with Oreo crumble

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Hey are there any straight guys here, who can answer, does this lady look compelling? Her eyes look like she needs an epi-pen 5 minutes ago, her grimacing-smile looks like someone is holding Natalie Portman hostage, and those photoshopped hands look like she's being operated by Jim Henson. I don't get how we like this now.
- Ehhh... the makeup is significantly overdone for my personal tastes, but she's not unattractive by any means. I think you're being quite a bit too harsh on her smile. But it is a bit of an awkward picture generally, and it also isn't one that's really trying to present her as being as attractive possible. She had probably just been stuck doing the shoot for long enough for everything to start to feel forced and unnatural
- At least some of it is probably related to her medical condition and the treatment she's received for it. Gomez has lupus.
What do Selena Gomez-flavored Oreos even taste like?

I posted this when I first saw them, and people in the comments said they're like the Mexican hot chocolate, with some cinnamon and spice. Apparently they're pretty good.

They’re delicious and I hate myself for liking them.
- More for you. And me. They're awesome.
How could horchata Oreos be anything but delicious?

Always interested in the latest food chemistry trends, but these things aren't cheap.

Stop making new Oreos

My first thought

Going to leave this here: Oreo CEO: Stop making new oreos

really good, tastes like cinimon roll skeet

Skeet skeet skeet motherf*cker

It is Selena Gomez flavored Oreos.

Poor girl. She must have been struggling with the worst case of type II diabetes anyone's ever had.

Also wondering about the texture of those oreos: is it finely grained like a smoothie or more coarsely minced with gomezy bits that stick between yer teeth.

Its just the cream part in the middle thats Gomez. They grind her up with a bunch of sugar and push the Gomez out of the extruder between the two cookies.

Delicious! They taste like chocolate cinnamon rolls.

I know I’m trying to boycot the US, but I did try them and they’re way better than regular Oreos.

They have both chocolate and vanilla, and they have cinnamon. They’re sweeter too.

Honestly I'm on board with a lot of the wacky Oreos I don't mind them

The peanut butter ones are fantastic.

There's gotta be a better place for this comment. Right now, it's below the Gwenyth Paltrow vagina flavored oreo.

Apple pie oreos shall reign supreme.

I decided to fry these and have determined that novelty oreos > regular oreos for fried oreos.
- Are they just a one dip and fry thing? I feel like I would want them crumbled up into a fritter sort of deal.
- My god you are a culinary genius.

Is this some kind of bathwater thing again?

It's like the vagina candle thing. These taste just like salena gomez

They are heavenly

Go away clanker

Oreo peaked with the "Uh Oh Oreos" with the yellow cookies and the chocolate icing. Change my mind.

I dunno, have you tried the Reese’s collab?
- The Reese's Oreos are just worse Peanut Butter Pie Oreos. Idk what they've done differently to the peanut butter for the Reese's Oreos, but my office is not a fan.

In Japan, they just give up and throw everything at the wall.

Where we are, these things are stupidly expensive. Almost twice the cost of normal oreos. Is there something there you see something no there's nothing