Great News Everybody!

This is just a meme, right? Right...?

After researching, yes, it is a meme.
I also do not know anymore.
- Welcome to hyperreality, sit back and enjoy the ride!
The fact we all have to ask …
At the time of this writing, yes.
Its 100% real(istic)
- The unrealistic part is the monetary compensation.
Until he sees it and says "hey that's a great idea"

Dude it's been so long since I've seen pedobear.
- Really? There's one in the news every day.
- The Internet as a whole is a lot less edgy than it used to be. I reckon the average age here is a lot more than it was on the forums and shit we were on 20 years ago, so there's fewer 14 year olds making edgy jokes lol
- Hadn't seen one since I turned 18.
It should have orange fur.
Needs more orange

For the Miss Teen USA pageant, trump would stick his fingers in the girls’ mouths. His premise was that he was “checking their teeth.”

And that’s real.

Also he was ordered to pay 85 million dollars for raping a woman whom he then called ugly. But y’all knew that one.

I love how in his statements immediately after losing a defamation suit he defamed the plaintiff again leading to another defamation suit
- He’s not just a rapist - he’s a demented rapist!
And that's why he was never able to run for president, because he's a felon and felons are ineligible for presidency. Oh wait.... Fuckin dumpy POS.
- Oh no. Felons are 100% eligible to run for President.
  They just can't vote.
I read this while putting food in my mouth. My lunch is ruined.

Is this satire? Please tell me this is satire. I just can't tell anymore!

That's how you can tell it's good satire
- Or how absolutely batshit this timeline is
I am too afraid to go look.

Missing the THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION, otherwise good effort.

You can't give people heart attacks like that. Thought this was a real announcement

I'm tight there with you, I can't tell what is real or satire these days
Should be posted as a Truth post in theonion

I'm actually unsure if this is real or not...

Sadly, same.

With the state of things I seriously didn't know if this was real or not.

"and pre-teen" is superfluous. Everybody knows about that special behind-the-counter deal for up to $100,000.

Isn't this the fake EO that Fox News thought was real and lauded

Now I don't know if that's true or not and I'd believe it could happen.

I like how everyone thought of the same joke and we all posted it anyway

I too can't tell if this is real or not

Lemmy is harmony. Lemmy is love. Lemmy is knowing Trump is a pedofile.

I have a side question. Are American soybeans edible? Last i heard American corn wasn't edible, it was more for syrup or something, so i want to know if it is the same for American soybeans.

American corn grown commercially isn't 'Sweet corn' which is what you grow in a garden for eating. Commercial corn is a lot tougher of a kernel and doesn't taste as good, and is meant for animal grain and corn syrup. It's also dried completely out until it's a dehydrated grain, rather than being picked fresh.
But soybeans are soybeans.
- Its important to note that its not a recent invention either. Native Americans grew mostly flour type corns. We wouldn't have corn tortilla without it. Non sweet corn/Maize has always been more important than the sweet variety because it lasts a long time as a grain. And finally sweet corn wouldn't even exist if humans hadnt domesticated the early maize grain.
- Ooou thank you for the explanation. So shall i tell Americans "time to learn to eat stinky tofu!"?