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Kadyrov, head of Chechnya, in critical condition

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Kadyrov, head of Chechnya, in critical condition: Ukrainian Intelligence reports

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Recently, he has deteriorated significantly, looks very swollen, and often cannot open his eyes in videos. It is believed that Kadyrov has serious kidney problems, according to Ahmed Zakayev, the former deputy prime minister of Ichkeria, who is in exile.
Sounds like someone has been taking tea with Putin.
- Some people just can't hold their polonium.
- Seems to be working!!
Oh no, I hope it's nothing minor
I'm skeptical. I keep reading this exact headline about Putin, Kadyrov and Lukashenko. I'm not saying it's not true this time, but there have been a lot of false reports in regards to this.
- I think the Luka news about hospitalization were true, though. I might be wrong, but IIRC, it was verified by several sources. Presumably he was in the hospital for "normal" reasons, and got better.
  
  Yeah, but the way it was reported sounded like he was about to die.
Kadyrov brought a doctor from the United Arab Emirates to Chechnya because he does not trust Moscow doctors.
Wait what i thought he and Pootin were friends?
- It all ends the same, either you fall out a window or die from eating the wrong mushrooms
  
  Correction, drinking the wrong tea.
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There's a very short list of people where i was genuinely happy to hear they died. It's reserved for people like Saddam or Gaddafi. This guy is very much a candidate.
Good.
Die.
Given that his grip on Chechnya is a personal one, and unlikely to smoothly transfer to a successor, and maintained by fear, it may do well for Putin to keep him on life support indefinitely, with functionaries relaying “his” orders to followers. Sort of like Warhammer 40K, or perhaps Weekend At Bernie’s.
- And you think someone’s not gonna try to opportunistically off Kadyrov if he’s kept in that state indefinitely?
  I see Chechnya collapsing into a quagmire again. There’s still a lot of people living there who aren’t fans of the Russian occupation, to put it mildly.
  
  Mess and a half coming up, including potential secession.
- Sort of like Warhammer 40K, or perhaps Weekend At Bernie’s.
  I fucking love that this sentence now exists.
In Russia it's illegal to be critical.
Why do they all seem to rock the amish look?
- Most chechens are muslims. Same reason why other muslims have beards.
- https://islamqa.info/en/answers/1189/is-it-haram-to-shave-your-beard
- White people with unkempt beards?
Get fucked slimeball
Thoughts and prayers
Itll be interesting to see what sickness he actually has.
Best get the champagne ready
Is his cat okay though?
Karma hammer injury
They do go early these days. Just a coincidence.
shocked pikachu face * Does Putin think he was part of the coup?
What about his cat?!
- Ready to eat his remains
Talks like he just finished a professional eating competition and lost.

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