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fossilesque @mander.xyz

3d ago

beaver girls rise

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Beaver girls twerk, and suddenly - dam!
Aren't all girls beaver girls?
don't let your cat girls outside, they tear up the local ecosystem
- Maybe if the ecosystem didn't want to be torn up it shouldn't have been so tear-upable :3
- Nyan?
We owe it all to fungus girls
- Those are the girls you put a ring on.
  
  Every breath I take reminds me of them
- Do you mean fungals?
- You think there are multiple fungirls, but is really just one very large fungirl and the fungirls you see are just their reproductive organs.
You do realize that to maintain the natural balance there need to be billions of bacteriagirls for every beaver girl
- 'Cause we are living in a microscopic world
  And I am a bacterial girl
  
  I hate that I heard that in my head to barbie girl...
- Gendering bacteria is a bit difficult though.
  
  Slimegirls beg to differ.
Is this an euphemism for lesbians?
- When I was playing Elden Ring I said the same thing about "finger maiden"
  
  Try fingers, but hole
The ecosystem is so hollowed out that higher-up the foodchain species like beaver have a tougher time feeding themselves, while lower-down species have to re-populate an underpopulated environment. of course you'd rather be a mouse than a beaver in these days.
I know precisely one beaver furry and they are more girl-ish than girl. XD
Awwww dam, I'll be your birch tree
well, I'm doing my part by feeding the roving hoarde of feral catgirls that show up every couple of nights.
oddly, they ... don't seem to really go for normal cat food.
I've found that a crushed up mix of ramen packets and pocky works well, mix it with either tuna or chicken.
Also, they scream at me now if I just give them water... I gave them some boba tea once, and now it seems to be a requirement, they'll start clawing each other if it isn't present.
"Ay gurl, are you a centipede? Coz those legs don't quit!"
I'm a wolf girl >:3
- There are two inside you.
Does being the mod of the beaver community count? I guess I’m a beaver girl.
- Girl, you're the beaver queen.
  
  You can't fool owls!
  
  Omg, I would so wear that.
  
  The illustrious Beaver Queen from that year's contest was named Jeannie Tailia. 😆
What about the vulture girls?
- Something something....my ex girlfriend.....blah blah blah.
  Now nobody has to make that joke.
  
  Thank you for your sacrifice.
So, Canadian chicks?
Had to look up riparian. Learned something today. Though I think I knew that at one time then forgot it :(

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