The Department of Homeland Security announced on Tuesday it will offer student loan forgiveness to new ICE agents

OK this is sick. Oppress Latinos or suffer crippling debt. Fuck kinda choice is that?

Guess why the military has (shitty but more than none) social safety nets like socialized medicine and student loan forgiveness? And why the elite continuously refuse to raise the standard of living of the poor?
As long as these benefits are just slightly better than poverty, recruiting numbers will stay up.
- Crumbs for bombs. That should be the new slogan.
- They don't raise the standard of living for the poor because they view labor as a commodity. If we made things less difficult for the poor then the price of labor will go up because people wouldn't be as desperate. Their goal is to make the price of labor as low as possible.

I have to admit, educated is not the demographic I had imagined them going for.

Gotta have an at least semiliterate middle management.
Yeah, I would have thought student loan debt to be disqualifying for thugs. Maybe they're focused on dropouts.

High school drop outs don't have student loans silly! lol you goober, you just want to twist the knife you stuck in college grads since you forced their loans back up don't you. You don't have to say it. We know :D so silly

(I hate it here)

Anyone have the details on these benefits? Payout time etc.?

If a whole fuckton of people with sense and morals overwhelmed their hiring department and became maliciously complaint ICE agents we stand a chance to break the system. Get names of everyone we can, build profiles and map out the line of command.

The riots are going to need targets. I'm not sure how to put words to this, but if I were caught in the crossfire I just need to know at least one actual fascist fuck was going out with me. If I could take two it'd be a net positive.

Told my wife that I wanted at least a 2.0 k/d regarding fascist and if I do I wanted written on the grave stone.

Providing social services but only to the worst of our society.

Service guarantees citizenship!
But like, not ironically.
- The satire has been completely stripped away.
Been the American way for a long time now

Woke

Oh so they're struggling to hire? I guess there's a finite number of psychopathic boot lickers, and it's a bit lower than I expected

The new Nazi army is very good at helping eliminate your debt. Join us.

I wouldn't trust shit coming out of this admin.

Which they won't have to pay out after they thank their workers for throwing people in camps by throwing them in camps.

And now we're arriving at near literal national socialism.