Oh gawrsh! Oh gawrsh!

"Golly Mr., that's one big penis you've got there!"

Oh jeepers creepers goodness me,
\ I've arrived all over ye 😩

Please censor crass obscenities such as “glly” while online! Some of us had to take a selfie just to see this post because of that recklessness

Goofy does porn

I wanna hyuk you like an animal.
There once was a frog named Kermit, who dated Mrs Piggy, and every other wednesday night they get bizzy....
- Meet the Feebles
Pørn, there's a difference.

I hate the wrong use of ø. I'm guessing it's the same for people using ņ in their language.

And I hate the modern era of algorithm-driven half-assed self-censorship, so this should be great for both of us
- I dislike the self censorship, but I don't mind that it's half assed. Given that it's apparently enough to defeat OCR and not meant to demonstrate the morals of the poster, I see no need for the whole ass to get involved.
  However, I do appreciate your efforts to reverse the damage.
Especially because this nonsense is caused by the corporate driven Anglo-puritan censorship.
"puurnyeh"
- Gesundheit!
it's 짤방 to protect from censorship. blame algo
It's Latvian for /ɲ/ so I'm guessing a pronunciation of /pørɲ/

I kinda want to see some "golly, gee wiz, jeepers" porn now.

Jeepers!

Hecking yeah

pørn

Whatever happened to "pr0n"?
Also Ø is not a fancy O, neither is Ö btw https://youtube.com/shorts/S8XE2eig6Hs
- If you hold down the "o" key on Android you can select 'ø'. Not that that really means anything.
Read it like Frank in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia calling out his wife.
- poorn

When I worked at Geico, we'd say, "Hi thank you for calling Geico, this is *******, your licensed professional. How can I help?"

One time the southern slipped out, and I just said, "Howd'y this is *****.", and stopped talking.

I didn't even realize it until my boss started laughing at me and played the recording.

I briefly worked at a small phone repair shop that didn't see much foot traffic or get many calls, but we also had a mandatory line to say when answering the phone. I don't remember the line, but it was a little more than "thanks for calling X, how can I help you?"
Anyway, once I was very tired on shift and got a call, but totally butchered the line, messing it up immediately, then correcting myself with plenty of "uhm" and "sorry, I mean ... " added. Eventually I realized there was no recovering, gave up and just stopped talking. After that there was a long silence, followed by the sound of someone laughing their ass off.
Turns out I was fortunate - it was my then-girlfriend calling, rather than a customer or manager or something. When she stopped laughing she said "do you want to try that again?"

Joke’s on you; I’m into that shit.

No lie — give me:
Leave it to beaver, Sesame Street, Live action Dora, Signing Time,
Not sure if it’s lust, but they have a special place in my awakening.

Reminds me of the guy that did a really popular ama on reddit because he was a cast member that played Goofy. The ama itself was really wholesome, but if you look at his profile he's extremely horny on main.