Diarrhehe

I think this is satire.

No idea what i just read and also no desire to

the travis scott (popular rapper) x (in collaboration with) erewhon (LA county upscale grocery chain) dubai chocolate (chocolate with a significant filling of pistachio, kadayif and tahini) labubu (chinese plush toy brand) matcha (finely ground green tea) latte (coffee drink made out of espresso and steamed milk) is reportedly in the works.
- Great job. I’ll compound this with I live in California and I’ve never heard of erewhon lol
- erewhon (californian upscale grocery chain)
  In this case "upscale" means "ripoff", it's $15 for orange juice, or a plain bagel.
- But like, do they put the labubu in the chocolate?
Same tbf
People who are slaves to trends will happily be giving away more of their money because 3 trends are merging for a limited time thing

The eldertubbies gonna be pissed when they find out one of their children is being used to sell shitty coffee...

Looks like the godhand
- Who is gonna be 5th one?
- SLaa-laan.

Who x Who what what what coffee

Shitty rapper who was popular years ago and a shitty piece of Chinese consumerist crap mixed with a shitty chocolate named after a shithole country.
- Watch your mouth! Dubai is an emirate and a city, not a country, m'kay?
- Shitty rapper who kept on performing on stage while 10 people in the audience were dying.
Not even, I fear - Matcha Latte is tea.
You don't know what Dubai and chocolate are? I didn't know Lemmy had literate toddlers!
~~/s please don't kill me~~

That’s the toy people are so obsessed with? Call me old or something but wtf is the deal with this shit.

They are ugly (apparently in a cute way) and they come in those blind packages like trading cards. There are different colors, some of which are supposedly rare.
There are a million of these stupid blind box toys now, and this one just happened to get popular on tiktok or something.
- It is probably just me but that shit belongs in a mascot horror game, it is terrifying.
- I don’t see the appeal but to each their own ¯(ツ)_/¯
There is never "a deal" with this sort of thing. It is all hype all the way down, this time combined with gambling. In some not so distant future thriftstores will be flooded with these things.
I think its all manufactured hype. Likely no one is actually buying these things, not even the influencers. Market your product as the new craze and watch people cattle along.
- I've seen the lines, people do buy this junk.

in the works

Like it's some sort of 7th gen fighter.

Tbqf this shit sounds like some GenZ MK-ULTRA project being worked on in skunkworks
- Next up, the skunk joins that unholy LSD trip fusion

This doll looks so hideous. It's the manifestation of those creepy dolls from your grandma's house you get nightmarea from.

It's like the Furbies have reawakened to haunt us once again
Nightmarrhea, a more advanced and terrifying form of diarrhea

So like he just attaches his name to the product? That’s dumb af

Wibbledy wobbledy

Remember when he refused to stop his concert while people were literally being trampled?
How does this dude still have a career?

"Is reportedly in the works"

How hard is it to develop a recipe with basically three ingredients (it better not have soggy knufe) for a small local grocery chain?

As a child, I remember, one of my friends had asked me to get into "GoGos", some small plastic figurines that were absolutely worthless. Well, I used my pocket money to buy two figurines. Same loot box/playing cards trash. You didn't know what you were buying unless you take the plunge.

After having saved up for two weeks, I finally bought them, only to hear my friend giggling while saying saying: "Oh you're still into GoGos, they are so out!"

Two weeks ago, this guy hyped them so much up for me and all of the cool things that we could do with these worthless injection molded plastic figurines and now, he pretended as if it was silly to have them. Ever since then I have participated in exactly zero fads. Luckily I was vaccinated against these types of scams as a very young child.