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Tony Bark @pawb.social

3d ago

Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Hudson River escapes from Manhattan hospital dressed as a doctor

Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Hudson River escapes from Manhattan hospital

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we found the main character
- The main character of a Saints Row game?
  
  I was thinking GTA.
I honestly wish most news was these kinds of stories.
- !floridaman@lemmy.world
- Well, there need to be more such subjects to write about. Be my guest...
Some people just live life to the fullest.
- Born on the 4th of July: https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-accused-taking-key-west-conch-tour-train-joyride-having-meth
Looking forward to seeing the movie/miniseries based on his adventures
It saddens me that they'll probably catch him down the road. Used to be able to get away after this kind of Daring Escape. Just ride off into the sunset. Stupid fucking technology ruins everything.
- Probably even had a really great one-take scene showing how he got there with a great memorable musical number to take focus for a couple minutes.
What did he escape from the most? The penalties for stealing the boat and running around naked, or the bills for the hospital?
- The shackles of societal norms
They didn't recognize him with his clothes on
How do I contribute to his future bail?
What a weird world
Nice how all cities over 1 million people share the same spirit. This exact story could have happen in Berlin.
"Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Spree River escapes from Charité hospital dressed as a doctor"
- But it didn't! Let us have this! Americans need something to feel proud of these days. Anything, please God.
  
  Just for anyone who wants to get into the Berlin meme rabbit hole:
  30s Brandenburger Tor video
  https://youtube.com/@dasistberlinb1tch
  Berlin music video 1
  Berlin music video 2 (BVG is Berlin's local public transport company
  BVG promoting weed (kinda)
If nothing else the dude's got balls.
- Oh, did you see him on the boat?
The what‽‽‽
My hero
I love this headline and photo.
Mangione/Blasetti 2028
living their best life
Not gonna lie, I’m a bit jealous
what a sweetly heartwarming story.
- Clickhole material
My man!
Florida man slings jib through the big apple
Man someone better not rat out this guy like they did Luigi. I was going to say his name, but no, I don’t want some rando remembering it so he can sell him out to the boat-having class.
- Would you please fuck off?
- Like ... You want to share a story but can't even use proper spelling and grammar?
He got dressed? Sellout, smh
what are you talking aboat? that's Tony! he was asleep in my basement after a night of boozin. impossible it was him!

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