be gay, do computers

Computing: invented by an incredible clever gay guy to fight nazis.

Honour his legacy.

A German guy called Konrad Zuse also invented computers around the same time. I honestly never wondered about his relation to the Nazis. I've just looked it up and he never was a party member, yet he worked for the military. Yikes.
- Someone should probably make sure he didn't Zola himself

Alan Turing, the father of modern computers, has an incredibly depressing ending.

Chemically castrated due to being an illegal homosexual, he died in dishonor over bullshit homophobia and new drugs that the 1950s possessed.

And it wasn't until late 2013 that he was pardoned for the crime of "being gay", and ironically TERF island has only gotten worse since then.
- i find it hard to say terf island has gotten worse since the 1950s.
but we avenged him by turning computers gay
- Every UNIX socks post is in memory of Turing. If you don’t agree you’re gay. And if you do agree you’re gay too. Computers are gay and by using one, you’re gay. Jokes on you, by reading this, you’re using a computer. You’re gay. That’s the actual Turing test
- "For Turing," Aragorn uttered, a cock in each fist.

this is not actually correct, he didn't invent the computer, he invented the turings machine

Being gay didn't contribute to his death. How the state treated him when they found out did. Anytime his name comes up I think about how many horrible people there are in the world who just can't let others be what they are . Fanatics are somewhat evil by nature.

Alan Turing was the father of computer science, but didn't invent the first computer. Arguably the first computer was called the Manchester Baby and was created by folks at the University of Manchester.

Alan Turing was an absolute boss, though. Huge respect.

Depends entirely on the definition of computer.
There are so many "inventors of the first computers" it is ridiculous. Almost like creating a complex machine like a computer takes a whole many inventions and people who worked on it over a time span of multiple generations.
The first (turing complete) computer actually build was the Z3.
Not many people know about it, because central Berlin in 1943 was not a healthy place for a computer.
- It was 1941, and not seen as valuable by the Germans.
  The British built Collosus in 1943 and used it for code breaking.
- Yeah, the Manchester Baby was the first stored-program computer. As others have noticed, you can go down the rabbit hole a long way, depending on what you define as a computer. Fascinating stuff.
The ENIAC was before that and Charles Babbage's difference engine was before the ENIAC, though I don't think he actually got it out of design
- Also before the ENIAC was the Atanasoff-Berry Computer (ABC)

Alan Turing, the inventor of the first computer*, was castrated by the British Government for being gay.

FTFY

*Not exactly, but not to diminish his immense contributions to computer science

Thank you. That part got my pedantic ass in a tizzy. Glad someone else mentioned it.

I don't think he's necessarily the inventor of the computer. There are a few possible candidates, including Ada Lovelace or Charles Babbage, who were earlier.

He’s the one who properly started computer theory, I suppose
Babbage invented the computer, Ada invented the programming language that would be used to program it. She even wrote the first ever bug in it.
https://twobithistory.org/2018/08/18/ada-lovelace-note-g.html
"In her “diagram of development,” Lovelace gives the fourth operation as v5 / v4. But the correct ordering here is v4 / v5. This may well have been a typesetting error and not an error in the program that Lovelace devised. All the same, this must be the oldest bug in computing. I marveled that, for ten minutes or so, unknowingly, I had wrestled with this first ever bug."
- That wasn't the first bug; it couldn't have been because the term hadn't been coined yet. It was just the first programming mistake.
  The first computer bug was found by Grace Hopper, and was caused by an actual insect that had gotten into the machine.
While Ada Lovelace did not actually help inventing the Analytical Engine, she was arguably a greater visionary than Charles Babbage, who, as I understand it, mostly thought of it in terms of calculations.
This is what she wrote in 1842, one hundred years before the first general purpose computer was actually built (Babbage's Analytical Engine was never built):
[The Analytical Engine] might act upon other things besides number, were objects found whose mutual fundamental relations could be expressed by those of the abstract science of operations, and which should be also susceptible of adaptations to the action of the operating notation and mechanism of the engine...Supposing, for instance, that the fundamental relations of pitched sounds in the science of harmony and of musical composition were susceptible of such expression and adaptations, the engine might compose elaborate and scientific pieces of music of any degree of complexity or extent.
babbage: the calculator lovelace: the programming language turing: the computer science
The first functioning programmable computer was Zuse's Z3.
- The Z3 was relay based in 1941. (Germans)
  Collosus was 1943 and based on valves. (British)
  The Harvard MK1 was in 1944. (Americans)
  There was a lot of parallel development going on at the time, all converging on solutions.
Blaise Pascal was the real OG: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascaline

A language isn't Turing complete if it isn't gay

I named my first self-built computer after him! Does this make that machine gay? They put chemicals in the bytes that turn the friggin' hardware gay!

call me a weirdo but I do often name stuff like household appliances and my trees.

ironically they also put chemicals in alan that were supposed to turn him not gay
I do think that this makes you weird (affectionate), and I hope you never change, because your weirdness is wonderful.
My friend's mom occasionally gives full names, like forename+surname and uses them as such
- I don't go so far. Only my pets get a surname, and it's the family's surname. (Some of the household appliances have kind of melodramatic names though, specially if they break often. Like Solineuza, the washing machine.)
The only one who can decide your computer is gay is the computer itself.
- Technically true, but as an admin with root priviledges, I can access system private keys and directly manage it's identity, such that it's choice is usually what I told it to want.
  Tangent, boy I cannot wait for neurolink to let Grok in my brain. I'm sure it will lead to lots of new ways of thinking for me. 🙃😶😶🙄
- The gayest computer that ever existed was that cunty little bastard on Courage the Cowardly Dog.

The movie was excellent

When you use the computer, first think you do is put your hands on the keyboard, specifically, you touch the D. This extracts all the heterosexuality from your body. If you're lucky, this effect is only temporary.

Maybe it's just me, but he kind of looks a bit like a young Max Verstappen

I love watching Usagi Electric for old computer repair and restoration; including the restoration of the computer inspired by Turing's computer, the Bendix G15. Wikipedia article.