No Words...They're All Taken

This should age well.

Well, who knows? The next one could be a 10 day war, or maybe less. We should really just count any pause in ammunition exchange as an end to a war, there's enough ~~Champagne~~ Adderall to go around

So Israel gets 12 hours to fire indiscriminately?

That's how it reads to me

Too bad there's absolutely no media with any major viewership left to hold him accountable

Why would he sign it with his name and function and why would he put it in caps? So many questions.

Bigger is better and rich text formatting is beyond his comprehension. Otherwise it would be bigger.
- IMAGINE HE WAS ON LEMMY FUUU
Because he has visions of a Nobel Peace Prize front and center in his mind.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Wow. I'm surprised he was able to do this! I had no idea that trump was flexable enough to suck his own dick!

He has men to do that for him.
Top men
- Does that make trump a bottom bitch?

Whatever, Donakd. I’m just glad you didn’t start WWIII. Now STFU for a minute.

Yet. Didn't start WWIII yet.
- I knew I was forgetting a word. Good catch.

"You have been delivered PEACE. Act accordingly or prepare to receive MORE PEACE!"

PEACE©
GET SOME.

Guy reminds me of a high school bully, again. He just hit someone and quickly declares the fight done when the teaccher is looking, hoping to score points and not be hit back.

That analogy'd be more accurate if his part was played by the backbirth toady sitting ringside with a rock, waiting for the signal.

Hmm… I can’t help but think of the Cuban Missile Crisis when I see the words “The 12 Day War”, which no one was gonna call this.

Please die already trump for the sake of all of us.

8647 is a prime number.

"peace, but I already started shooting at you so let me finish that real quick instead of stopping"

What a doofus

Especially him explaining the rules: During each ceasefire, the other side remains peaceful and respectful. Lol

Somehow he has the uncanny ability to make everything about him

What a terrific beautiful deal. People are calling it the most beautiful deal they’ve ever seen. He should go to a field in Tehran and make JD hand him an award for it.

Yeah I heard that read on the news and it was like. wow. I mean I get obama did not always make the best decisions but man he and trump are just polar opposites. From speaking, to dressing, to lifestyle, to race, to body type. I mean I can't think of anything that is not just similar but like not polar opposite. Im sure someone will come up with policy opinion that takes a broad brush to similarlize some decision but for who they are. wow. I hate this.

This reads like an AI generated Search Engine Optimized article

IMAGINE HE WAS ON LEMMY FUUU