Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported by ambulance to DC-area hospital, sources say
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported by ambulance to DC-area hospital, sources say
shall RFK bring some essential oils and sacrifice a goat.
That was actually funny 🤣
Probably sacrifice some road kill.
Shame they don't mention what she is allergic to.
Common decency.
I will bet you all $5 in gringo money that she had a split-second moment of clarity about how she is absolutely going to hell when she shuffles off this mortal coil, had a panic attack, and just needs a way to blame immigrants for it once she regained her normal line of corrupt and abhorrent thought.
Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Maybe it’s lupus
Basil?
Fancy putting "No riff raff"...
Que?
Got me. I loled.
That's... too bad? Anyway, I'm making nachos for dinner.
Be nice to your guts and eat some vegetables with this!
The doritos makes them nacho average nachos lol!
Holy crap, recipe?
Magic Nachos
Prep time: ~15 minutes
- Brown some ground beef
- Add taco seasoning (per instructions) and 1/4 cup of water. Simmer for 5 minutes or so.
- Arrange Doritos attractively on plate
- Sprinkle with taco meat
- Top with your choice of: diced tomatoes, black beans, diced onions, jalapeños
- Sprinkle with a generous layer of shredded Mexican 4 cheese mix.
- Microwave for 90 seconds.
- Put in face hole.
Oh I forgot the lengthy story of how my grandma used to make these nachos when her terrible neighbor who used to shoot dogs got sent to the hospital. You'll just have to make a family tradition of your own!
Recipe for nachos:
Pile up chips, other stuff from around the house, and cheese, in that order.
Hot until cheese looks yum.
Apply: Red and hopefully spicy, green, or white toppings.
Scarf.
Have some tacos, too. 🌮
Always TACO, my friend.
Love the edit with photo. It’s nice to know we can trust something online, even if it’s only that !MagicShel@lemmy.zip actually delivered the nachos.
e: missed a word
That looks fabulous. Too bad I had an early dinner and it's too late to eat again.
Yum! This looks so good!
Im pretty uncreative with coming up with food ideas. Like I never even thought you could do nachos outside the standard chips and stuff. This got me thinking. Thank you and your nachos look delicious.
I'm making meatloaf :>
I'm having shakshouka for breakfast. It really hits the spot.
Nachos are pretty good.
I was hoping it was a puppy attacking her.
the goats, horses, and dogs polteigeists in her house.
I wish her a very pleasant cease to live.
That’s generous!
I hope it’s not pleasant
Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.
Related?
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/17/us/padilla-arrest-noem.html
Senate Democrats Want Noem to Testify After Senator Is Pushed and Handcuffed
Democrats asked the homeland security secretary to testify about Senator Alex Padilla’s removal from a news conference and Trump’s immigration enforcement.
She’s a conservative drama queen. She couldn’t be upstaged like that.
Allergic reaction and she is fine. Sadly. https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics/kristi-noem-hostpital
What triggered the allergy? Was she exposed to ordinary humn decency?
You literally dropped the same link as OP, only difference is www instead of lite
A ton of people commented like it was a mystery, lol. Figure I would post link so people would believe me.
bummer So I just discovered the VINWiki car channel on the tube, gotta say their stories are pretty good. One was about a dude who bought a smuggler’s truck. Not a bad channel at all.
Hopefully for her, she's not treated by doctors and nurses that like dogs.
Hopefully for the rest of us though…
Damn, that's crazy. Hope it was a dog bite lmao
ain't no peanut strong enough
They should have left her where they found her
She is alert and recovering,” said DHS spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin.
This administration lies about everything so hopefully this is not to be believed.
Just trying to keep her away from dogs
She's getting fitted for her darth vader suit.
Darth Homeland: Where is Cricket? Is he safe? Is he alright?
Hegsith: It seems in your anger, you killed him.
Darth Homeland: I? I couldn't have. He was alive! I felt it! NOOOOOEEEEEMMMMM!!!!!
May she never leave the hospital
I was hoping for some good news today
She has a severe allergy to something? Sounds like a weakness that we cannot afford the head of DHS to have.
Dei hire
Obviously, her primary allergy is to truth/reality.
Well good thing murdering people with "power" is not terrorism as proven from the other day. Let's hope she has a speedy descent.
I hope it hurts.
