First Graders. They're snatching First Graders in Unmarked cars.

IIRC, that happened a few months ago, not now. A lot of schools are out for the summer already anyway. School staff did a great job of making the feds fuck off.

- Now imagine how the parents of Uvalde felt. Police showed up, and not only did nothing, but actively prevented OTHER parents, who were showing up to storm the grounds to shoot the shooter themselves. But the police protected the shooter, causing the deaths of more kids. If memory serves me right, 12 kids had died before parents showed up. And something like 37 died by days end.
  Meaning, even if the police did nothing, and allowed the parents to go through, parents would have shot the shooter and saved 25 more kids.
  Imagine knowing your kid is dead because police were afraid.
- expect way worse in future. both parties are ok with burning children alive or starving them to death if it means more campaign money.
- I doubt it. American parents have their kids shot to pieces at schools and do nothing about it, assuming you're an american I have my doubts you'd make any effort towards justice.
Recent report I read and heard about was them staking out elementary school "graduations." Caused parents to have to flee, which was rather depressing. The kids are likely birthright citizens, but even then, parents are afraid of deportation without representation (at least, according to interviews by KCRW/NPR).
FYI btw, it's like the last week of school here in LA for most districts, so any of these stories are still very plausible.
- The kids are likely birthright citizens
  You say that like it matters to the fucking Mustard Mussolini.
- God damn the school year goes long in LA
So far as I can tell it was April 10th.
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/2-l-a-schools-deny-entry-for-federal-agents-as-immigration-enforcement-fears-ramp-up/

Can't help wondering how many stone cold rapists and paedophiles are out there pretending to be ICE and kidnapping people.

A lot more than any republican would every be willing to admit.
Here are some example of different impersonations:
https://edition.cnn.com/2025/02/04/us/ice-impersonators-on-the-rise-arrests-made-as-authorities-issue-national-warning
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/04/25/ice-agent-impersonate-kidnapping-florida-woman/83271541007/
- What is most disturbing is that most of those are chaotic, disorganized impersonators who therefore got caught.
  There are probably calm, professional-looking adults doing this and flying under the radar.
Ted Bundy pretended to be a detective to try to lure at least one girl, but thankfully she escaped. How many others weren't that lucky?
We might see a brief resurgence in serial killers if they start to realize this is a valid tactic, and this shit will get ICE agents shot because many people carry guns specifically for over the top scenarios like these.
I sure as hell would start shooting. In Canada, if someone was actually trying to kidnap someone like that and the victim fired back, their shooting would be justified. They would still go to jail for years for illegally carrying a gun but the actual shooting would be justified. There is precedent for this in Canadian law.
- I think the serial killers just got smart and took official positions where they can do horrible shit with the government's blessing
- I rather suspect ICE agents are also carrying guns for that scenario.
It's safest to assume it's all of them without exception.

In Annecy, Frnace, there's a plaque on one of the elementary schools where Jewish kids were forcibly removed from class by the ss and taken away. Same shit's starting to happen in America now.

Kill the fascists, disrupt their plans. Fuck them.

There's gonna be videos of ice shooting children by the time this is all over

They'll run into a classroom where kids are drawing, and claim they feared for their lives, because the pens could be used to harm them.
Then they'll get 2-6 weeks paid leave, and be promoted when they get back.
- Nah, they’ll just get a stacked pension and an early retirement, putting them back into the field is bad optics.
Just wait till the videos of children shooting ICE come out!
Don’t worry, they’ll switchboard gas chambers soonnenough.

I should buy a gun.

You should train how to use a gun
- Absolutely. I've been shooting periodically since I was a teenager but I could use a refresher.
Eyy, they're finally getting it
- Better late than never

America is completely and utterly fucked. There’s obviously no way Trump will run for president for a third term, but under the new fascist state, there isn’t a constitution to contest for said third term. He’ll be leader until death.

But hey, thank your stupid god that you believe in so firecely that you’ve got that second amendment in your constitution you so adamantly demanded you need for times just like this to have your guns to use and overthrow your tyrannical government. Oh wait. Right; you’re all fucking bark and no bite.

No, it was always a bad-faith argument so they could hold onto tools for killing brown people.
- I dunno.. I like having my tools for stopping fascist threats against my person and my fellow trans community
  Let’s not throw the baby out with the bathwater
  Criminals will manufacture weapons regardless, just look at the freedom fighters in Myanmar using FGC Mk.II 3d printed guns.
  You can make weapons out of hardware store parts
  You can’t make a mill illegal
  You won’t take CNC machines
  Criminals behavior is the crime, not the knowledge or the means
until death.
Good idea.
that second amendment
Most 2A nuts most likely voted for Mango Mussolini.

This would make me go nuclear.

Kidnapping our kids?

You want a primal reaction? This will fast track it.

They do want that reaction. They're provoking normal people into violence to allow them to show an emergency and thus bring in the entire army
- It's inevitable that it will happen. Whether someone wants it or not is irrelevant. If children are being kidnapped that's an appropriate response.
  You stop them. With smoke if necessary.
- Guess you should let then just take kids then /s
- They're doing that anyway. Might as well make them suffer the violence that they are hoping for.
- They don't need to do that, the army is already deployed. They can just make something up like they always do.
White Americans: Nah, it is only happening to brown kids.
- Given the fact that that have been doing this to young, white, blond haired Canadian girls, it is only a matter time before the white kids of liberals and left leaning people get snatched. And probably some from conservatives who still have a microgram of sense and a drop of compassion left.

"Test run"? When the fuck do people get that this is real?

I wonder how a person wakes up one day and says to him/herself: i want to kidnap children when i grow up

To be fair, i did that, but i was aiming for a witchy mysterious throw-them-in-the-oven sorta way, and dropped that aspiration just about the second i learned the only people who kidnap children nowadays are pedophiles.
It's just not the right cultural moment for reclaiming that.
Please feel free to prove there's a single ice agent that's not a pedophile. Edit: then maybe i can start on my childhood dream of being a terrible witch who throws kids in my oven and/or cauldron.
- i wouldn't go so far as to say theyre ALL pedophiles but theres probably a strong correlation between ice agents and people who disagree with the concept of consent
I think it's more about following your passion and just one day finding yourself behind the steering wheel.
"The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil." ~ Hannah Arendt
- I still don't know what to make of her views on nazis given the fact she had a lifelong romantic relationship with the one who ejected her and other Jews from her university.
  Did Heidegger not also possess this "banality of evil"? Or was he somehow an acception?

You know what can turn a normal parent into a "dOMestIC tERroRIst"?... fucking with their kids

Remember everyone. Due processes is there to determine if the activity is criminal. You are not a criminal until you have been convicted.

Saying anyone does not deserve due process bc they are a criminal is factually wrong

It's getting to that point.

Our only option is going to be killing them.

It's that or be killed.
Imagine a 1st grader in an El Salvadorian prison. Then remember that Trump's staff is full of eugenicists.
then you will be labelled terrorist and your house address will given to a drone by palantir, that will bomb it when you are at home with your entire family.
maga has a right to defend themselves
- Everyday, some new horror to discover about the world. Goddamn.

You're UNAMERICAN if you DONT want Random Strangers KIDNAPPING 1st graders! And if you TRY to VOICE your Opinion AGAINST Kidnapping First Graders our Dear Leader Trump will send US MARINES TO GET YOU!

Vote fascism.
Get fascism.

Yeah, those goddamn Trump-voting first graders. Fuck.
Rumor has it that might need to be amended to "agree to electronic voting, expect fraud"
- I generally agree, evoting mostly solves a nonexistent problem.

This is what you voted for protest-non-voters.

What, in LA where they voted overwhelmingly voted for Harris but at always shafted by the electoral college?
- Fascinating that you think my comment was/should be limited to LA.

Seven year olds, dude. Seven year olds.

Does anyone have a source for this?

It happened a couple of months ago https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/homeland-security-agents-denied-entry-to-2-lausd-elementary-schools/
If it’s on the internet m, it must be true. Thems the rules.

ICE aren't human. Just kill em

It would be kind of funny if one of the teachers that had a gun because of conservative "arm the teachers to stop shootings!" shot a kidnapper that was trying to take students.

Well, anther school shooting that day.

What the actual fuck

Pedo shit

Elites stealing children for their adrenochrome where are those chicken shit little conspiracy cunts when we could use them.

Are they looking for handmaids?

If you don't crack the next ICE agent you see over the head with a brick or a large rock, you're complicit.

Love to, but they usually come in pairs or more. Any plans for avoiding the subsequent retaliatory gunfire?
- Bring a friend, or make it a date.
- Take a page from Ukraine. Drones can drop all kinds of interesting things.

Ice ICE.

Baby

https://www.commondreams.org/news/can-ice-raid-schools

Something something Putin something kids in Ukraine.

Trump admin has no original ideas.

Not entirely on topic, but I think we should have armed guards for our schools. They and other people in the movement against Trump should have an verifiable ID, so that fake protectors can't prey on folks. Here is an ID that I mocked up.

Paired with an secure database and legitimate app built for it, we can use a QR code for people to use. Name, picture, role in the movement, home state, medical information, and so forth can be provided through it. In this fashion, we can keep people safer. Plus, in the event of open war, our casualties can be more easily identified. This might save lives, since the medical information can allow for more tailored treatment. EG: Penicillin allergies.

isn't a great big database of dissenters the thing the Trump admin really really wants to put together?
- That would happen anyways. They got the DMV, voting records, Palantir, and so forth. This is more about ensuring that we can trust our own folks - whip out a phone, check if the app gives a legit profile, and then let the person pass through a checkpoint or join up with an activity.