Boston.com: Giant inflatable ducks are floating in a Maine harbor, and no one knows where they came from

Bet it was /u/fuckswithducks

IT DOESNT MATTER WHERE THEY ARE FROM,

IT MATTERS THAT THEY ARE HERE.

AND NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

Look, where do you expect me to put my giant inflatable ducks?

Well, you see, when mother giant inflatable duck and father giant inflatable duck love each other very much...

What?

We don't know where do they come from but do we know where are they going?

Toronto

Oh no, this again. Didn't some one murder the last giant rubber duck that escaped captivity?