Trump calls for ‘major investigation’ into Bruce Springsteen
Trump calls for ‘major investigation’ into Bruce Springsteen
Donald Trump’s diatribe comes just days after Bruce Springsteen told an audience that he believed the current US administration was ‘corrupt, incompetent and treasonous’
Snowflake
2028 headline: After billions spent over three years the investigation is now closed after finding no evidence of Bruce Springsteen being an illegal immigrant. Turns out that he was in fact born in the USA.
Weeeeeeellllllllllll they're trying to get rid of birthright citizenship.....
Love this. For years, tax exempt Churches have been praising Donald Trump and his Christofascist cronies. Despite this being forbidden, no one does jack-shit.
And then a few ultra-rich musicians share that they are not 100% on board with Trump’s 2020’s remake of the movie Idiocracy and he’s calling for a “major investigation”?
Someone’s mommy really didn’t love him
We all know Trump is a childish piece of trash, it's just a bummer that like 80 million fucking Americans see it and are like, "yeah this is what we need again."
Unfortunately the childishness pretty much gets ignored because their Facebook feeds and Faux News blasting t.vs all shout "the Democrats cheat and lie and steal elections! They want communism and everything bad that has ever happened to the US is because of them!!! Donald Trump is always lied about in the MSM, he is our savior! Anyone who says otherwise is lying to you!! Here's a selection of clips of Republican lawmakers doing investigations into Democrats and omitting facts, misleading with facts, and denying the reality of similar context! Be mad at Democrats!!! EGG PRICES!!!"
So Republicans can say "yeah Trump exaggerates a bit when he talks, but that's his charm! The Democrats would kill us all!"
and the rest see it and are like "well the end of democracy sure sucks, I hope this post saves us because I can't be bothered doing anything else"
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
Despite this being forbidden, no one does jack-shit.
The U.S. Constitution is no better than toilet paper now. Thanks conservatives!!!
This guy has to be the whiniest pathetic loser the human species has ever produced.
No wonder conservatives identify with him.
“WHY DID HE ACCEPT THAT MONEY IF HE IS SUCH A FAN OF HERS? ISN’T THAT A MAJOR AND ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION?"
...does he think Bruce Springsteen was running for office?
Well, he thinks that Mattel is a country and that Abrego Garcia literally has "MS13" tattooed onto his knuckles, so yeah, probably.
When he dies, I hope there's a full autopsy because I really wanna know wtf is going on with his brain. Frontal cortex must have been chewed up and spit out or something.
Any regime moves involving rich celebrities are an intentional distraction from their latest plans to kill ordinary americans.
Fuck your feelings
This does not portray strength in any way. Very small hands energy
Wait until someone tells him what "Born in the USA" and "Born to Run" are really about.
Born in the USA wasn't about tRUMPs wife...
It's only matter of time when people start falling from windows in US.
Let me get this straight. Trump thinks a presidential candidate paying someone else to endorse them is a campaign contribution? Illegal or otherwise that's not how that works, that's called advertising.
Well Trump is a Republican after all.
Nothing says "small dick" like Trump calling for the government to bully someone who hurt his feels.
A President who has no love for his country.
Reprehensible
It is so tough because its crazy pants to begin with but given how he does all the stuff he accused others of doing like weaponizing the doj its also scary but then its so nonsensical:
"the president suggested that his 2024 rival Kamala Harris could have paid Springsteen for an “illegal campaign contribution”"
its like which way you think the money is flowing???
Boss versus apprentice
Seems on-brand for Springsteen. Don't know much about him, but "born to run" is a parody of americana basically.
The only solution is a French style revolution
Yeah, I mean, are we sure he's really born in the USA?
I'm sorry man but if the boss says you are full of shit, you are full of shit. Investigate away dumbass.
Just making shit up as usual, deranged orange cunt
That was a dumb move. Tons of MAGA Love him.
One of my college friend's FAVORITE musician was the Boss, and she refused to go to his free concert opening for Obama. It was hilarious; she was absolutely torn in half all weekend.
Such losers... Boomers have truly made an art out of ignoring cognitive dissonance
Not anymore. Their cult leader told them to stop. So they will.
Such an unserious country. JFC.
Yup.
Clown country about to get its comeuppance.
Yes hopefully. I hope it’s like 1991 in the USSR. The whole place splits up. I also hope their stupid country implodes before they fucking invade Canada. All this talk about “super labs of fentanyl” as a threat to Americans is giving me “mobile underground labs of WMDs” in Iraq vibes. It’s a pretext to invading us.
Free speech is a cancer. Letting artists express opinions contrary to the party line is dangerous. We've always been at war with Eurasia.
If you haven't read 1984 and don't get the sarcasm, shut up.
Too old and senile to be president! This is elder abuse!
I call for Trump to be imprisoned
You are far too compassionate.
Imprisoned the same way Epstein was.
Has anyone told Trump that Bruce Springsteen hasn't been relevant since before any of his kids were born?
I'm not sure Trump has the authority to investigate Springsteen. Bruce is The Boss, after all.
If he is investigating whether Bruce is born in the USA or not he wrote a song about it…
Are you sure that's not just a cover?
Now that you mentioned it, has anyone ever seen his long form birth certificate??
Of course he does. The truth burns his orange stained skin and Mr. Springsteen speaks truth to criminals.
investigate deez nuts