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Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?
  • I'm voting for coyote. His approval rating is catching up to roadrunners, I'm sure of it.

  • Why is Jordan Peterson both a Christian and not a Christian?
  • I think it speaks to his style of arguing. He doesn't commit to anything, so he can't be caught in the wrong on anything. He's free to take pot shots at his opponents while never giving them an opportunity to hold him accountable for his wrongheaded BS.

  • Special sampling opportunity
  • It's to wipe your mouth. There must be lemonade and fudge samples just out of frame.

  • Smuggler caught with dozens of venomous vipers "concealed in checked-in baggage" on plane, customs officials say
  • I don't see the problem. Even with all those venom glands, it should still be less than 3 ounces of liquid.

  • Technically the truth
  • No nead to frake out about it.

  • The Largest Upward Transfer of Wealth in American History
  • And it's behind a paywall. Chef's kiss.

  • Trump calls for ā€˜major investigation’ into Bruce Springsteen
  • One of my college friend's FAVORITE musician was the Boss, and she refused to go to his free concert opening for Obama. It was hilarious; she was absolutely torn in half all weekend.

  • The Future Is Now
  • Sounds like running an email through translationparty.com

  • I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
  • Idk why I overlooked the comma, but I definitely read that like a pirate talking to his bidet.

  • 'Remarkable': Eyebrows raise as court reverses course on high-profile Trump firings
  • Simple, they're just not not undoing the reversal of ruling.

  • Parents of daughter who died of measles meets with RFK Jr. to blame everyone but themselves.
  • The death of Apollo brought me here.

    What a kickass opening line.

    ...oh, the app. Still works, I guess.

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