The land before time for a colonoscopy.
45 0 ReplyIf you know about the Tree-star, it's time to have a doctor check out your B-star.
16 0 ReplyI had my first DRE a few months ago. It felt like the Dr thought my butthole was a dog's mouth with a piece of chocolate in it.
14 0 ReplyI got the VHS from Pizza Hut
12 0 ReplyWhat’s a long neck?
12 0 ReplyIt’s the instrument they use to check for polyps
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oh noes... 🥺
11 0 ReplyYou're a decade too soon but thank you
9 0 ReplyIt’s too late for me. I recognise the image but can’t remember any context about it. Guess dementia ain’t that far
6 0 ReplyGrandpa, you just killed 4 people while you made this comment. Keep your eyes on the road!
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Damn that tree star looks delicious
6 0 ReplyI remember not liking that movie as a kid and it was on TV like every other month for a years it felt like. Movie is older than me tho.
5 0 ReplyHow's your colon?
2 0 Replypretty good, I eat lots of fiber
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Can I at least eat delicious star leaves before the procedure?
5 0 ReplyJokes on you, I already had mine
5 0 ReplyMake me
4 0 ReplyI am not that old, and I remeber watching that movie as a kid :3
3 0 ReplyYes, but did you watch it when it was new? Or (in my case) when the VHS was new?
1 0 ReplyI dont think so, but it also wasnt too old when I first watched it.
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Reminder that routine colonoscopies are a bit of a scam. Unless preceded by targeted tests or symptoms they're extremely unlikely to pick up anything more than incidental polyps, and this is at the expense of your dignity, time, and money.
2 0 ReplyAlready?
2 0 ReplyBut I am not that old
1 0 ReplyYou can look up my rectum if you can find it
No really, it's in a traveling museum exhibit somewhere
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