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4mo ago

Pam Bondi Says Trump Has Saved 258 Million American Lives

Pam Bondi Says Trump Has Saved 258 Million American Lives

The sheer scale of oblivious stupidity is fucking breathtaking with these fascist morons! 🤦

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... there are only about 350M Americans. She's saying 74% have been saved.
What a goddamn fucking moron liar.
- Do you think she believes her own bullshit? I'm honestly not sure. This claim is so insane, but all of MAGA seem to have a vested interest that Trump is a Christian prophet or messiah.
  
  The way she not only says the number, but pauses and makes sure everyone is paying attention.... I'm thinking she is just that god damned stupid.
- He saved us by golfing instead of being even more destructive.
- It would have been less but Krasnov got really fucking high on fentanyl. You hear how many million pills they were bragging he took?
Legally Blonde was made in vain.
- Not according to Reese Witherspoon's accountant!
  And fans of the movie, I guess 🤷
  
  Culturally, its conclusion seems to have been subverted by this prominent cut of meat covered in blonde fur who was awarded a Law degree.
I just had a revelation.
- You know a while back someone told me that they think the world actually ended in 2012 and that we've just been living in hell ever since being tortured slowly. And every day it starts to seem a little more plausible.
Ah.
She's using RIAA 'piracy costs us more than the GDP of the world' style logic/math to determine that ~75% of America would have OD'd on fentanyl if not for the claimed fentanyl interception amounts.
Like by this logic, I've personally saved thousands, even tens of thousands of lives by isolating when I had Covid.
The daily show did a great sketch on this. wish I could find it on YouTube.
what she meant to say is that donvict and co have stolen the equivalent of the life savings of 258 million americans.
She's completely insane.
When a MAGAt is speaking you know it is lies.
all for the soundbites on fox, for internal consumption.
USAID says tens of thousands will die.
if trumpy ~~could count~~ has concepts of numbers, he will think this is an insult.
Not human lives, but well... it could be.
Not billion?

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