I’m shocked — that he wasn’t accused years ago.

GOOD NEWS!

B-b-but he’s a right wing Christian now. Surely he’s innocent.

“Polarized”? I can’t recall anything since 9/11 that has united left and right as much as this event.

Oh, you mean polarized the rich from the poor.

I don’t doubt things are going very well for him. He’s out of jail, hitting the links, and bribes are pouring in.

Those penguins should know better than to mooch off the US.

Oh no how unfortunate.

Legends.

He certainly tried.

That’s how to run a country.

#Winning!

Going to have The Kardashians run the Department of Energy.

This isn’t sports, or even a parliamentary system. You don’t have to just accept whoever “your” party nominates.

HEY ELON, WHY WOULD THE LEFT WANT TO DESTROY YOU?

Are we winning bigly yet?

Running the country like a business.

Fuck everyone who voted for him. This is on you.

He knows exactly what he’s doing. Running a protection racket.

Trust what? That he’s corrupt and this is a mafia-style shakedown?

Wow, thanks, AI! Brilliant as always. Time to glue cheese to my pizza.