Sorry if I'm not rulesponding!

cute dog

To this day no one believes the shit Chicken Little says

get bigger hands

Also I am a quail and at only 20g I am too light to trigger the keys on the keyboard.

Rubber ducking to the next level

They make tiny bluetooth keyboards for Android TV boxes, maybe that might be worth the monetary and physical investment so you don't have to run to type. Could just easily click and peck since they're designed to be handheld and small.