As a girl, I know what I'm picking.
As a girl, I know what I'm picking.
As a girl, I know what I'm picking.
Problem is, she's vegan, so she's against picking flowers and against eating chicken.
It's best you just save the money for a month or several and buy her LEGO.
Wait, why are vegans against picking flowers? Broccoli is a flower! It needs to be picked before eating!
Lots of vegans, and non-vegans, are anti-picking-of-flowers, because if you leave them to live, they live longer and look prettier, instead of wilting sadly in a vase until they're fully dead.
So for some people, it's better to give them a live plant, so they can kill it by accident on their own time.
Broccoli is for sustinance, picked flower will just needlesly die. :P
Picking wild flowers disrupts the circle of life, artificially growing flowers requires energy, fertilizer and insecticides which also disrupts the circle of life. Best option is to buy her broccoli instead. Don't wrap it though, wrapping paper is basically really flat chopped trees with a layer of chemicals on top. No ribbons either. Maybe some sauce, but not milk/yoghurt/egg-based.
Or you can get her a hotdog combo and still have $3.50 left to spend for yourself.
Three fiddy?
I’d be picking them bones, know what I’m saying?
or, like, a whole egg
Just don't eat the chicken on the way home. You're asking for trouble.
As an AroAce women I think the choice is very obvious :3
(Especially if garlic bread is a side dish with the chicken and maybe a salad)
Do the flowers also contain concentrated microplastics?
Of course! What doesn’t nowadays…
Those are complimentary
The flowers?
Also those Costco chickens are way better than regular grocery store chickens from like Safeway or whatever. They’re way bigger and juicier, I think they’re brined or something. It’s like other stores aren’t even trying.
Got to admit, Costco product are always A class products.
Or get a chicken bake, a hot dog and a soda and still have money left over.
Edit: I just went to costco and their chicken bakes are 3.99 not 2.99 😭
The closest thing to flowers I ever received was a cactus. It died.
It is mayday after all. The theme should be bread and roses. You should have your chicken and the flowers too.
I like how this users history is just animal communities and shit posting.
What can I say, that’s all I’m good at 🤷♀️
LPT: If you want to keep her, you get her both at the same time.
But I only have $5.00 🥲
A flower and half a chicken?!!
Haha, you'll have to repay the debt another way then, brokie.
That would be me. I would tear into that fucker right on the drive home.
You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese 🧀
I am not a woman, but I would be fascinated too
Fun fact: if you are ever on a plane with a crying baby take a slice of cheese and carefully place it on the babies face. The parents will be so happy with you for calming the baby.
I read that on Reddit at some point. It seems like solid advise.