Nothing will wake you up faster than the sound of your pet throwing up
hrk.... hrk.... hrk....
The dog whimpering by the front door because he has diarrhea will.
I was downstairs and felt sick, but I was in the kitchen with a laminate floor so I ran upstairs so I can throw up on your bed.
Oh and when I'm done I want to be fed.
As a relatively new cat owner, why the fuck does she like to eat plastic? If she finds something with packing tape on it the little dumbass will literally peel it off and eat it. I don't get it. That can't possibly taste good.
My girl got a piece of plastic stuck between her teeth like floss and started panicking
Found her playing with another piece of the same kind of plastic the next day lmao
I wish I knew the answer to this. I can't leave the thick plastic target-style shopping bags sitting out exposed anywhere my cat can find it otherwise the handles will "mysteriously" turn into Swiss cheese within a day.
I accidentally left out some plastic garbage in my room the other night, and I have insomnia so falling asleep and getting enough sleep is hard for me. I was just about to fall asleep and the cat started chewing on the plastic. I was so mad. She's lucky she's adorable as hell lol.
My cats used to lick the tape.
I have a 3d printer. My cat finds bits of filament that I do not remember printing
Little bastard using up filament, atleast their prints won't ever be longer than 8 hours.
"Who found a new way into the trash?"
Doesn't matter what I do, someone is finding a way in there to see if there's anything left in a food can.
I have to put my trashcan in the closet or a closed bathroom. Cats for sure.
That's the bad(and good) part with my lot. So damn intelligent and persistent, they figure out a way.
I've been tempted to move to child locks, but I'm half scared that by the time they've fully grown, they'll have figured out how to manipulate those. I know at least one has figured out how to unzip my backpack, flush the toilet, and turn on faucets. She's almost gotten down how to turn doorknobs by dangling.
Decoy trash can?
Sounds like cats.
I once found a chewed up disposable razor handle. The head was missing.
(I found it later, not inside my dog.)
Switch to Double Edge Safety razors. The blades are like 10¢ or so. As a DE (Double Edge) Wetshaver since my military days (2008) I can never and have never done plastic disposables since. Game changer. And Gillette made 'em so you can eBay a Vintage 1960's Adjustable for not a lotta scratch.
This is too real and why I'm nursing caffiene rn at 3pm. Fortunately it's not plastic, just a geriatric little asshole with a long time sink obsession (dw he's healthy, it's behavioural, there's clean water in several rooms).
It’s the other way around for me. Opens bag of chips. Cat hears plastic bag. Cat “that food is for me 👀”
Also my five year old.
Why is the owner depicted as a cat? The only cat I know with a pet is Hello Kitty ☺️
Over time they look like us and vice versa
- No. Please.
- Why does USAToday need to cite the FBI to define “LARP”? :
Emily Lazar posted on X how she needed "answers" and questioned whether Hello Kitty has been "Larping this whole time?" Larping is when "participants portray characters in an imaginary environment and interact with one another in real-time," according to the FBI.
We all are. Microplastic, yaay!!
Even Bio plants have microplastics.
Alternatively: “Who’s barfing up road gravel and possum bones on my bedroom floor?”
I usually have a plastic grocery bag on the floor near my bed and the cats like to come in at like 2am and mess with it loud enough to wake me up, only to find 2-3 of them just sitting there licking it. Not even eating it, just licking .
Never had that with any dog I've been around (or owned). And that's a lot.
