Anon has regrets

"But I can't wear a condom! My penis is so huge it feels constricted! You don't understand!"
Mate, your dick is not too big for a condom. Stop being an idiot.

It's like a 2 litre bottle, because of all the swelling from stds
The only thing I remember from health class was the teacher putting her whole arm in a condom.

Which is shocking given how anti-sexhealth my parents were and the community I grew up in at large. No idea how that teacher had a job but damn, respect.
- I kinda hate that kind of demonstration because arms have bones, dicks do not, so it's not really a valid one. They're basically blood balloons and condom size actually does matter to them working. There is such a thing as too small (or too large)
- Sometimes hearing y'all talk about health Ed classes that actually taught y'all stuff is wild to me. I live in a red state. Sex education for me was basically a two-day seminar where they showed us pictures of the gnarliest venereal diseases they could find. Like that's it. We didn't see a condom at all. Learning about condoms for us was first hand. In a Motel 6 that took cash with my girl after we bought a few different brands to try them out.
I have to special order mine internationally and wait weeks because the ones locally simply don't work for me, but I still wear 'em
- Same issue, my brother... Khm... Khm... same issue, totally...
They make large condoms. I'm blessed enough that I have to use large and even with that it was constricting enough that I usually couldn't cum with one on. I still ALWAYS wore a condom until I got engaged to my wife. I understand that the benefits outweigh the risks.
- Random story that is mostly not related here but I wanna tell it so I'm going to.
  
  I almost can't get off when having sex. Like, it's a chore and it fucking sucks to try. Even without a condom it's just not happening.
  
  I hook up with this lady, she says guys finish really fast with her and I'm like, well, that's not going to happen here.
  
  With a condom on I turn into a 4 pump chump. This lady was not super hot or anything. But damn.
  
  Outside of a few years after starting to have sex, I've never had thst experience before or since. I always wonder what made the difference.
- For me, it wasn't the constriction, it was that lowered sensitivity. There are thin ones and there are magnums. I need the mags, which I haven't seen with a thin option (though I haven't bought condoms in years and maybe that'd be an option now). I'm glad to be beyond that mess.
- Did measure your condom size?
Even if it was, condoms come in sizes.
- I need a fitting room

Got to love the double stupid. So is this guy seriously just going to live with it and assume there is no treatment rather than you know finding out if there is a treatment?

Also what's a birth control pill going to do?

The pill prevents both people from ruining their lives
- The pill prevents 2 people from ruining a brand new life.
I think OP is talking about the anti HIV PrEP pill, which is a cool thing but hard to get.
- HIV is not giving you painful urination a few days later.
- Depending on your country. It's easy to get in Australia, there may be programs in your country to get it to you for a discount or free.
  
  There are also things like doxy pep, antibiotics taken before and after exposure to bacterial infections which are only prescribed to people with, shall we say, high volume sex lives to offset the cost/benefit ratio of taking possibly uneccesary antibiotics

Always bring condoms :/

Use two, just to be safe. One for you and one for your partner.
- Bring ten, unless you're only fucking once
- Nahhhh, cling wrap does the job good enough
Only sailors use condoms baby.
- Loser sentiment right there. Just make sure you don't put a kid in a shitty life with parents that never wanted it
- Not in the 2020's, Austin.
- Can confirm. Was a sailor.

Just go on dates and get tested + birth control then bang

anon is posting from WW1 deployment

Hello anon, welcome to the finding out phase.