A tooth based economy

I wish somebody would try to trick him into pushing socialism-but-called-something-else because that would be fucking hilarious lmao

Look, with the tariffs going up but insufficient infrastructure to replace the imported goods, it's only a matter of time before we have backyard steel mills. And with the spread of bird flu, you know they're going to control it via 'kill all the birds'.

For as much as they claim to hate Communist China, they'll be doing Mao's greatest hits in no time.
- Yeah, but we were hoping for socialism, not commie authoritarian nutjobbery.
- you know, i have plans for a backyard propane biorefinery, (it's like rubber and a bunch of garbage bags and some hose it's really a lot less complicated than it sounds to build a swamp) i just don't have the equipment to get it under pressure to put it in my 5 pound white can. hm.
  
  edit: i just checked and i'm not zoned for it either but i can get an exemption or rezoned i forget the process i really don't think the hoa will go for it. maybe they'll go for it if i sell them cheap propane
Corpo subsidies and bribes for everyone?

New foreign policy directive: Waaaaaaaaugh!!!

I cannot express this enough. Do NOT start the WAAAGH.
- WAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! Time to krump the 'umiez.

Mr Behindthebastards himself.

Way to stack the deck against West Virginia

They should’ve rejected the Green Dew Deal
america has been torturing appalachia for harboring fugitive slaves since before america existed

I love seeing Robert in the wild

He’s my favorite machete wielding madman.
- With a side hustle in bagel chucking.

They forgot the part where every media outlet, including NPR, runs pieces saying, "it may not be as crazy as it sounds. It's really 3D chess, and while it looks like a horrible disaster right now, sometime in the future it might make all of your furniture spontaneously convert to gold! We don't know, but people are saying it."

NPR does not do that to the extent people claim it does, not even close. They present the facts and allow people to interpret them as they will, for the most part. It's not their fault people are bad at interpretation
- But, they do. NPR is - except for Lemmy -almost my only source of news, and I had to stop listening to it when they ran a piece on how the tariffs might actually not be such a bad thing.
  
  You may be right: they may not do it as much as some people claim, but they're still repeating bullshit claims far more than they used to.
As usual, NPR doesn't know what it's talking about, Ork Teef actually degrade relatively rapidly outside of their mouths and are replaced by their species just regrowing them.

This is just another economic cargo cult!

Now some people are saying, “Mr. Trump, aren’t Orks a little chaotic?” Folks—we love chaos. We’ve been doing chaos better than anyone for years. But we do it our way. American Waaagh. Controlled chaos. Very organized. The best Waaagh.

He does love the poorly educated!

Vermin Supreme will fight this policy tooth and nail. He will not allow anyone to gum up the works of this great nation. With his pony army and mystic dental arts, he will stop this maddness before cavities take root.

He is grinding out a plan. In fact I heard he is grinding in his sleep.

!grimdank@lemmy.world would love to have this crossposted, I am sure.

I have before me a Great and Wonderful plan to Make America Rich Again! We trade in seashells, all purchases must be made in seashells. I hear there's a Wonderful Woman named Sally, she sells seashells by the seashore. I have instructed my administration to find this Sally of the seashore and make her head of the treasury!