I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers
I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers


Do not give me advice for scammers or scam avoidance. I have no plans to ever improve at anything for any reason.
Update:
if there's no dead kids I dont want it
Most sane original Fallout player who refused to play Fallout 3.
58 0 ReplyFallout 2 may still be the only game that lets you target kids' groins with a sledgehammer.
11 0 ReplyIt wouldn't have to be, if Bethesda weren't such COWARDS
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I member "murdering" children in their sleep for infinite xp in fo3, good times
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I have a person who friended me, then like every 2 days for the past month they'll ask "You there?" "hello?" "if you don't wanna talk just unfriend me"
for like a month.
it's a pretty interesting tactic nglI also never unfriend spammers, so I'll have them send like 3 Phish's over the span of a couple weeks before they get banned. For some reason steam hates banning them.
9 0 ReplyYou're right, the prequels have dead kids, almost no women, and heck, it even has a dear leader taking over the Senate and declaring himself emporer in the name of safety. Republican wet dream.
24 0 ReplyAmidala kind of ruins the experience a bit
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Amidala: am I a joke to you?
16 0 ReplyShe's secretly not human.
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My go to trick is to check if they have Huawei VR2 driver game listed on their Steam games list. No real human is going to have it, and its part of an "increase your steam game count" script.
16 0 ReplyI do agree I liked the prequels more
23 0 ReplyI really think Lucas ruined the originals by not adding enough CGI to them
17 0 ReplyThank God he fixed the old ones though
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A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
9 0 ReplyAt least they were more original than the sequels.
Not a high bar, I know, but it's something.
2 0 ReplyI thought they were brilliant. Had a blast with all of them. Darth Jarjar as my favorite character.
7 0 ReplyI was surprised how much I enjoyed the anti cheese edits to be honest.
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I feel like there's an XKCD where either the black hat guy or cueball do basically this, but shockingly I can't find it.
8 0 Reply14 0 ReplyI cast ANGRY UPVOTE
3 0 Reply>:(
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Y'know I hadn't considered this pov.
13 0 ReplyThey say that dead children is bad but remember the live children in the recent Marvel movies?
4 0 ReplyI haven't seen them. The children lived so there wasn't much reason to watch.
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Your mockery of republicans is indistinguishable from actual republicans. You are serving only to swell their ranks.
1 0 ReplyI'd love to do this but not even scammers will friend me on Steam 😢
1 0 ReplyPlaytests are a scam?
Actual question. I've never gotten one of these so I don't know
3 0 ReplyLooks like a phishing attempt. Check the URL listed on the embed
23 0 ReplyLooks legit to me, everyone knows the hostname valve[.]app579823[.]com is owned by valve /j
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