Hey Vance we have this cool thing we do for new guys it’s called a “blanket party” you should come over after lights out.
"Will there be a couch?"
Soldier dress up
Un-fucking cover
REMOVE YOUR FUCKING COVER MARINE!!!!!!
He has to wear it to remind everyone, else no-one would ever believe he once was in the Marines. As a military journalist.
"You can't sit with us" - Lance Coolies
I am surprised Vance wore his pajamas to lunch. He looks like he lost his luggage.
Lol he's wearing a henley to meet with soldiers. A fucking henley!
Why don’t you wear a suit? You’re at the highest level of this country’s office, and you refuse to wear a suit? I just want to see, do you own a suit?
The fact that the marines didn't demand he take his hat off speaks against their own values.
They should not make an exception because he is the vice-president.
They probably don't want to talk to him. Not even for that
You know you are so hated when no one wants to talk to you even though you are disrespecting everyone.
Vance: Pulls out a box of crayons with a big dopey smile, shakes it a bit.
Ah, ah? Hehehe.
Marines: Absolutely no change of expression or behavior.
I swear Trump keeps this guy around to make himself look good in comparison.
Vance had one job: to be younger than Joe Biden.
Can the E-4 Mafia correct this problem?
A man of the photo op
Look at this POG ass mother fucker and that dumbass hat 😂
Whatever makes sense.
Oh, big gulps huh? Alright…well, see you later!
Ross Childs has a great parody series of JD: https://youtube.com/shorts/q4-FzvkUGPU
Haley Joel Osment’s impersonation kills me.
Why do their uniforms look like the Canadian camo pattern?
Edit: MARPAT (US marine pattern) is straight up copied from CADPAT.
I think digital/pixelised patterns look unbelievably generic on any countries military. However the colours here look even worse than Canada's (they get a pass as the inventor of pixelised patterns). It just doesn't fit with America, does it?
Isn't being hard to distinguish and generic kind of a win for camo?
I don't know. Ideally you want to be hard to distinguish from nature, but once you spot someone, you want to know if it's friend or foe. That's why Ukraine wears bands of yellow, green or blue tape around their helmets, knees and shoulders and Russia the same in red or white.
