Buy a cybertruck, they are best vehicle ever, except a few catches.
Like for example you can't wash it or it'll break, cant drive it or the wheels will fall off, and best not to sit in it either incase it traps you inside.
This is quite possibly the greatest product America has ever made. Well atleast its affordable.
Don’t touch the doors or the panel will fall off.
You can safely touch the emergency door release cover. That panel will NOT come off.
Apparently it's strong enough to keep it's passengers inside to be burned alive.
Lol and don't slam the doors!
For the record, if you slam the doors the inside part comes partially loose and catches on the interior, so that when you open the door again the inside part tears away (literally tears like a rag).
Well atleast its affordable.
Starting price is like $82,000, or $101k with options lol
So the Cyberfuck is:
- Not bulletproof
- Not waterproof
- Can't handle mud or snow
- Can't handle the sun
- Can't handle parking lots
Did I miss anything?
Don't take it within 10 miles of the coast.
It activates dynamic "go brown and crumbly" safety feature on the outer panels.
• fucking ugly
Can rust even under ideal conditions
Wasn’t it supposed to be amphibious. Don’t forget headlight shelf gets clogged with snow
Except it was literally was advertised as being as such.
https://electrek.co/2024/02/21/tesla-cybertruck-drives-through-water-real-world-wade-mode-test/
Last year, Musk claimed Tesla Cybertruck would be “waterproof enough” to serve as a boat and cross rivers:
Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes and even seas that aren’t too choppy.
Also let's not forget about how the tow hitch can't tow.
Apparently part of the frame fills up with water until the level gets high enough to short some critical internal wiring
Smh y'all will do anything to disparage Teslers.
The driver does something stupid, such as getting the car wet, and the car sometimes shuts itself down instead of catching fire.
No other car even tries to stop itself after getting wet! Can't you see how much better they are?! Have you even said thank you once? In this conversation?
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I'll have to set the lawn watering thingy to cover a little extra ground :p
Thank you
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Jesus Christ
Charge the car wash with terrorism.
I'm sure the car wash will claim it was just enhanced interrogation.
Ok, so a car wash kills it. What happens when it rains? Do they sell a giant umbrella to mount on the stupid ass thing?
Same. I washed my hair yesterday and I had a heart attack. I also washed my stainless steel forks and they rust in a few minutes. It's the worst.
Both heart and forks very good quality, very very good. Very expensive.
You remember when he said it would function as a boat.
Like a boat, you don't get to use it as much as you like and you have to keep throwing money at it.
And the 2 happiest days of ownership are when you get it and when you get rid of it. Although I’m guessing some people might be having second thoughts as they take delivery given all the news about the build quality. Truly revolutionary, making boats seem reliable.
An example of a boat is the Titanic. But given the tendency to burst into flames, perhaps the Felicity Ace or the Moskva might be more accurate.
Note that the charger is stuck.
Guess they don’t know about the string you yank hidden in the tailgate to unlock it manually
What’s up with that? Did they wash it while charging?
IIRC, the chassis has some places where water can pool inside without drainage holes, and wiring runs through those trays. It could be that the car was fine for a while until the owner tried charging it, which would've tripped a fuse or something.
Mfw my little hyundai hatchback is more durable than a supposed "prepper vehicle"
Still love the truck /s
lol... you're getting downvoted even with the sarcasm tag
Apparently 22 mf's hate the cybertruck so much they forget how to read
Yeah I gotta admit I love ‘em when they’re dead too and when they get tagged with really cool graffiti I love that
Doesn't using a car wash without putting the car in "car wash mode" first void its warranty, or was that false news? (I don't remember where I heard it.) Nice way to make a lot of unsuspecting people void their warranty.
Ironically, gasoline is recommended to wash Stainless Steel.
I like how on my car there are routes for water to drain wherever two panels meet, even if those panels are a door with a seal. It's almost like the people who designed it thought it might get used outside
