Teslas have been consuming a lot of gasoline lately.
Teslas have been consuming a lot of gasoline lately.
And I thought they were supposed to be shying away from fossil fuels.
I am so slow lately I saw this yesterday and only just now got the joke
Pro Tip, you don't need gasoline to burn Tesla just puncture there battery and it will go kaboom. /s
PS : THIS IS A JOKE DON'T EVER PUNCTURE A LITHIUM ION BATTERY IT IS VERY DANGEROUS
PPS: ICE cars exploding in flames when shot is a Hollywood myth. Not so much for EVs.
I remember myth busters made a video about that, something like if gas tank was almost empty it atpeast got ignited otherwise nothing even when shot at gas tank.
I thought this joke was going to be about all the cybertrucks needing towing because of yet another recall.
Nice
I think for the first time in my life I'm okay with cars burning extra fuel needlessly
Tesla owners going from "Look at me!" to "Stop looking at me!" in the blink of an eye.
if i were looking to fuck with a Tesla, i'd pay close attention to any indication that the car was purchased recently. there are a LOT of people out there with a murder fetish, and i GUARANTEE that a lot of the nice new ones out there are really bait cars for gun owners that have been dying for a reason to shoot someone.
I know it's a joke, but many Tesla "solar" charging stations did actually use diesel generators a few years ago. Citation needed, but I can't be assed to look up the article.
Not to mention the electrical energy stored in their cells has a fairly strong possibility of having been generated by a power plant consuming coal or petroleum.
I live in Alberta where most of our power comes from natural gas. I'm also an emissions and sustainability engineer. I did the math on environmental payback for an EV where I live and the EV is WILDLY better for the environment despite the power potentially coming from fossil fuels.
If you tell me roughly where you live I can calculate emissions per kilometre/mile including the energy that goes into manufacturing the vehicle.
There's absolutely jurisdictions where EVs don't make much difference - but most places they do.
(large scale power generation is pretty effecient and most jurisdictions have some renewables in the mix. A car's gas engine is much lower efficiency most places)
Yes the fossil fuel industry loved to point this one out. "Hahaha! We're so dirty even your clean tech can't be clean!"
Teslas don't run on gasoline.
It runs on them.
That's why you add a thickener. Mix some styrofoam into the gasoline and it'll stick better.
Let's focus on the nazi leader also not only his old projects
Run Tesla stock prices into the ground. It's legal and, short of criminal violence, it would damage Elon worse than anything else. Without his money, Elmo Muskrat would just be the guy at the end of a dive bar you avoid because all they talk about is government conspiracies to cover up the fact that Lizard People Aliens are making human lizard people hybrids.
His stock in Tesla is leveraged for a lot of other things he does. Lowering the stock value could cripple him financially.
*Teslurr
He loves t' slur, what's unclear?
Actually burning Teslas is bad for the environment.
So make sure people are afraid to buy one.
Drop in the bucket compared to what enabling this billionaire shit bag is going to do.