5mo ago

My little brother wants to answer questions ama

My 4yo little brother is bored and I asked him if he wanted to answer questions and he said yea. So ask him anything youve ever wanted to ask a 4yo here

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I didn't think this question could be even more important and relevant than the previous times I've asked it, but here we are:
What's his favorite dinosaur? 🦕
- T rex
Must the proletariat seize the means of production and depose the bourgeoisie?
- 🦈
  
  I'll take that as "eat the rich"
How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
- We dont know. He probably wont fit
  
  Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
  How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
If you had a pet dinosaur, what's the first thing you would do?
Also what would you name it?
- Ride around on him and his name would be Brucey
  
  I think this is the best answer we've had yet to the dinosaur question.
  And that's a big deal, because we ask everyone their favorite dinosaur.
Iceland is in the artic ocean. It's capital is Reykjavic. What is your brother's favourite fruit?
- Bananas
- Is that a Craigy Ferg reference?!
If you could find a dinosaur bone, would you:
want one bigger than you are and was really impressive but you couldn't move it and it would have to stay in the house;
OR
would you want one that was about the size of your finger and not really impressive but you could take it with you everywhere?
- He wants the biggest one
What's the newest fad? I'm out of the loop. The last I remember where those reusable bubble wrap poppit things
- He just likes anything with dinosaurs in it
  
  Like the ground?
  
  As any child should haha.
How many numbers does it take to write down infinite?
- All of them
Which is heavier?: 1kg of feathers or 1kg of steel
- Steel
  
  Heh. Always gets them. But I don't expect a 4yo to even know what a kg is anyway, so yeah.
To your brother: is your sibling a poo poo head sometimes?
Alternatively: what's your favorite Bluey episode?
- He said that yes, im always a poopy head :/
  And the best bluey is burger shop
  
  Hahaha. Nice. Also can't go wrong with $1/burger. I'm not sure my kid has a favorite (2 yo), but he does like the one with the dirt pile, so I'll assume that's his favourite.
Mac and cheese, grilled cheese sandwich, or cheese pizza?
- Grilled cheese
- To be happy
Is it siesta time yet?
- We love naps but not yet
What's his favorite dinosaur? 🦕
- T. rex
What’s your favorite thing to do on the playground?
- He likes the slide the best
Ice cream or cake?
- Ice cream!
- He stopped listening to me when I didn’t know how to pronounce personalities the first 3 times I tried
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