sterile rot

BTW, human tissue might not be targeted by a bacteriophage virus, but our gut is filled with beneficial bacteria. This is why people get the runs from antibiotica and why there's shit transplants.

Most viruses are probably not surviving the acid bath that is our stomach, though.

Just read an article that was basically saying we should consider all gut flora frenemies now. If you don’t eat enough fiber even the “good” kinds that help your body process it will go for your mucus lining, breach the cell barrier and enter the bloodstream. This causes inflammation and may also accelerate aging. Neat.
TLDR; eat fiber and don’t get old.
- TLDR; eat fiber and don’t get old.
  Or don't eat fiber and don't get old as well.
A creator I enjoy is currently eating capsules of shit to fix his gut bacterium
- Better hope it never pops open in your mouth
If we ever get acid resistant viruses, that is how humanity goes out
- Those exist.
  There's even bacteria that can live in stomach acid and cause terrible issues. Like helicopter
  Edit: I'm keeping that typo lmao

What do they mean trigger warning: unsanitary

Clearly it was very pure virus concentrate, after removing all the dead cell pieces. That sounds sanitary as fuck.

Is a space heater 100% efficient or 100% inefficient?
- Is this the new meta for glass half full/empty?

I drank cobra whiskey I got a bottle of in Cambodia, only to find out it was a ton of formaldehyde and instantly, involuntarily, violently puked it all up everywhere

There's a story behind this.
- Taxidermist trying to make a "novelty" piece, probably
What tf is cobra whisky?
- A bottle of brown liquid that i was told was whiskey with a king cobra inside. Mine also had a scorpion with its stinger in the cobra’s mouth.

My brother used to do chewing tobacco. He would spit into pop bottles. He left one laying around in the kitchen. I tried to steal a sip of what I thought was A&W root-beer. It was the same colour.

What came next was the most disgusting thing I've ever experienced. Imagine drinking someone's thick cold saliva mucus that had a disgusting apple cinnamon and smokey tar taste.

I ran to the sink as fast as I could and spat it out and forced myself to throw up.

Jeezus, I almost threw up just reading this. 🤮

I’m breaking the vow by talking about it but…

A few friends and I were all doing drugs late one winter night and staying hydrated as responsible drug users sometimes do.

The cold had us all sniffly and hacking.

We spat into an empty water bottle.

Sweet Hank was at the computer picking the next jam and reached for what he thought was his water, took a swig, returned the swig, and said, “We’re just not gonna talk about that.”

Hank went to the bathroom, returned, and we continued, honoring Sweet Hank’s request.

I couldn’t tell you what went through his mind when the viscous liquid hit but he carried on like a champion.

Sweet Hank, we will never forget your sacrifice to keep the party going.
I know you're being intentionally vague, but if not chewing tobacco (which no one would call "doing drugs"), what in the FUCK was the COMMUNAL spit bottle about? 🤢
- I don’t know… I always think about that part looking back on it. We were doing ecstasy. I think we had like not a specific communal bottle but like someone’s was over somewhere and one by the computer.

"I am looking directly into your ear canal" fucking got me

Boiled down San Pedro cactus juice is number one for me. It tasted like ultra concentrated bong water.

ok.

...WHY?!

I guess it's a part of lab sciences. How do you think they find out if thing in tube X is sweet yet poisonous?

What's with the enormous hashtags?

It's kind of a tradition on Tumblr to use the hashtags as sort of a "PS" section of your text
- Make them stop

Needs more jpeg.

He wanted to grok it?