Granny went on a date with her 38. (Granny is also a literal Nazi).

What is with all these same type of people capitalizing almost every word? Is it just that they rely on autocorrect so hard?

EDIT: To Clarify, I Mean Capitalize Each Word, Not ALL CAPS.

Some People just write like that. It would be less infuriating if it were at least consistent or had some apparent Purpose to it like the archaic German-style Capitalization of Nouns.
- the archaic German-style Capitalization of Nouns.
  How the fuck else would you discern between these?
  Er wäre gern Dichter. (He would like to be a poet)
  Er wäre gern dichter. (He would like to be more stoned)
  Die Spinnen. (The spiders)
  Die spinnen. (They're crazy)
  Ihr Erbrecht. (Her birthright)
  Ihr erbrecht. (You puke)
  (I fucking love this language)
- I write this way and can’t give a reason why. I usually go back and fix the capitalization afterwards though.
I think it’s an indication of poor impulse control. They talk like this too.
The PATRIOTS they listen to CAPITALIZE words for NO reason other than keeping their attention on IMPORTANT words. Its what they know.
They're copying the way Trump writes his tweets.

Bullet literally and figuratively dodged.

Oh, she likes biblical knowledge quizzes, does she? Let's see if she knows 1 Timothy 2:12.

I have a feeling that I, as an atheist who is reading books about Jesus and the early church as a lover of history, may know more about the topic than she.

She's got me dead to rights, though, about guns. I don't need or want one and her having one would be the sign that I should exit.

Best part is knowing that he probably wrote a similar post about the crazy lady he got setup with. Both horrified, I'm sure.

Another atheist here. Also of Jewish ethnicity. And I definitely know more about the New Testament than she does because she's speaking with authority and that is expressly not allowed. I'm guessing Jesus and other first century Judean men would not be a big fan of women being armed either, what with them being property at the time. Something tells me she would not agree to be property.
Also, she's likely divorced if she's a grandmother and going on dates. Jesus expressly forbids divorce. (It could be that she's widowed I suppose, but she better not have had her child out of wedlock.)

I get the feeling granny is only about 38 years old.

Granny looks like a catcher's mitt.

dmed you my contact information please pass it along to her

Wow, that guy certainly dodged more than one kind of bullet.

The whole thing about being unequally yoked is about forbidding animal abuse, but you do you.

- The original verse is Duet 22:10 and it's a prohibition against abusing a working animal.
  I wasn't aware of the later Christian tradition of interpreting it as a metaphor for nonbelivers. Thanks for sharing it.