Unmasked: Elon’s Secret DOGE Goon Squad—Every One Under 26
Unmasked: Elon’s Secret DOGE Goon Squad—Every One Under 26
The world’s richest man doesn’t want anyone knowing his right-hand people who are disrupting government.
Why is a 50+ year old man surrounding himself with near children?
Because it's easier for him to tell them what to do since they don't know any better. And if/when things all go to shit, he'll be able to blame the incompetence of their age. Every good criminal sets up a better fall guy for when they get caught. See Chris Christie and Bridgegate.
It's always projection with these guys.
"Now now, come an tell uncle Musky what's worrying you"
When the chats leak there will a "at least I'm not a virgin", 100% guaranteed
I hope these kids understand just how hated they are and how history is going to treat them.
Akash Bobba, 21, a student at the University of California, Berkeley; Edward Coristine, 19, a student at Northeastern University in Boston; and Ethan Shaotran, 22, who said in September he was a senior at Harvard.
The ones who actually have degrees, or at least have left college, are: Luke Farritor, 23, who attended the University of Nebraska without graduating; Gautier Cole Killian, a 24-year-old who attended McGill University; and Gavin Kliger, a 25-year-old who attended Berkeley;
I for one am glad I have faces to attach to the piece of shit.
If I ever see one in public, they get a nice crisp high-five. To the face.
They’re going to need some batteries for their electronics too, Philly-style. Ah, kids these days and their tech.
Thats horrible. I would never want to see a high speed piece of flesh hit them in the face.
same energy:
This is extra funny because for the week or two after The Adjustment Musk wasn't seen in public at all without his infant son riding on his shoulders. He literally did this exactly like it's shown in the comic, except with his own child.
Musky youth brownshirt brigade
I hope they know what happened to the Brownshirts.
Creepy Peter Pan and his Lost Boys.
Hitlerjugend.
That 19 yr old is a serious contender for "most punchable face".
"maga are complaining DOGE engineered got fixed."
Jesus fucking Christ, it's the federal government. The public sector. We are fucking ENTITLED to know who runs our government.
Every time I hear about muskrat these days I can't help but think of Chang. I wonder when the amnesia arc is going to start.
He's probably already living in the boiler-room at Mar-a-Lago with a mannequin leg as a lover.
HitlerMuskjugend (youth)I had to do a triple take to make sure this wasn't The Onion
People always say The Thick of It and In the Loop are very accurate, but where is Malcolm Tucker when we need him?
It's fun, but it's not as fun when it's the real guy and not Capaldi. If this was an Armando Iannuci show, he would be saying that in Zuckerberg's face. With a lot more swearing.
I suppose we were complaining about how everyone in politics is too old.
I mean, if you want shit done... You need young driven people
Keyword in your statement being SHIT.
“Nasty Reddit comments” lol