There's direct proof, though! Men have one fewer ribs on one side, and women have a full set of ribs because none of their's was stolen.
Oh, wait. None of that is true. But words written in paper wouldn't lie!
words written on a screen are even better!
If I see words written on a screen, I'm taking the crayons away from my kid.
Iirc, for those interested, it's actually a mistranslation of the original Hebrew term.
The original term is tzelas, which is a bit ambiguous.
It could be rib, but no real way of knowing.https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/1321fhe/comment/ji30zz0/
Why would an omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscience god allow his word to be mistranslated?
It obviously translates to baculum, the dick bone.
Which tracks perfectly with both the Bible refering to multiple bones, only a part of which were "taken", and modern Hebrew speakers in the linked thread taking about how "rib" is probably the best translation.
It's also why Spider Monkeys are the second most Chosen primate, since they both lack a bacculum and had their own relative Spider Monkey Eve. Lacking only Spider Monkey Jesus. While Chimpanzees are mere animals, still having their dick bones.
Isn't the story that Eve was a remake after Lilith was kicked out? He needed the rib as "source material"?
Which is kind of a weird requirement when you just made the universe from scratch last week. Like why do we need crafting materials now?
Nah, god just fucked up a little when making Adam, forgot to give him a full set of ribs. The whole female creation myth was just some quick thinking to cover up god's little oopsie and make Adam feel better. In reality, girls don't exist, especially on the internet
The Y is just an incomplete X 😳
Edit: this is also good.
I'm all for calling Christian bullshit out but this is a boomer tier meme
I'm a boomer.
Ya know what? Fair enough and good on you for posting.
God created Adam from
nothingmud. God is omnipotent. Why was he suddenly so restricted that he couldn't create Eve just fromnothingsome more mud? Why did he go "darn, I'll need something more, I guess I'll borrow a rib to do that."Lilith was created from mud like Adam, and refused to be subservient to him, so Eve was made from Adam as a replacement
Now we're getting somewhere! But if God knows everything, how come he couldn't create the same thing consistently? How come he couldn't forsee that the first method wouldn't work?
Since Adam was made from mud, his rib was too.
So technically, Eve was also made from mud.
"Do I just boringly make a chick out of mud, again? Nah. I will cripple this guy to make her."
What about invertebrate species?
God created eve from adams rib so he could suck his own dick. What a bro
Especially snakes. Ribs to spare.
Interesting question. I thought it said as much in Gen 1:24-25 or Gen 2:19, but a quick scan suggests the first reference to male and female animals is in the Ark arc.
It is possible Gen 2:21 could be interpreted to mean God did the rib thing for all male animals, but I think that'd be an unusual extrapolation. Those verses appear only to be talking about Adam. I think male and female animals were created together in Gen 1:24-25, but I can't point to any specific words that support that.
Ark arc hehe
