How do vaccines cause autism?

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Vaccines save your life. Therefore, without vaccines, there’s a good chance that you wouldn’t be alive long enough to be diagnosed with autism.
- And as we all know correlation and causation are the same, that's what my statistics class I slept through said.
- ^
I know some people may hate Penn Jillette, but I really liked his take on it from his and Teller's show, BULLSHIT. Basically, they said, let's say it does, vaccines cause all cases of autism. It doesn't matter. The cases of autism are far, far outnumbered by the people saved by vaccines. So even if it were true, it's still a better outcome than an iron lung or death. They absolutely don't, but if they did, it wouldn't change the fact that we're better off vaccinating than not.
- the whole thing hinges on autism being terrible anyways, they might as well be saying that vaccines make you black for how much sense it makes.
  Who gives a shit if something magically makes you autistic? Shitloads of people go their entire life without anyone realizing they're autistic.
- this is such insane propoganda I can't believe people still believe this. Obviously autism caused pluto
  
  I was going to make a joke about Dihydrogen Monoxide, but this one is better.
  I wonder if there's a similar joke with something from around the timeframe of when autism diagnosis criteria changed (70s-90s)
By allowing children to survive long enough to be diagnosed with autism.
By attracting the 5G waves, obviously.
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- It's the nanobots inside the vaccines that attract the 5g waves. Get it right.
  
  The 5G horse is a classic https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8IWWLJRzrrQ/hqdefault.jpg
- Awgggggggg THE 5G Its cooking by brain like a toastinos pizza roll!
  Mmmmm Piza rolls Dis very good mel for da stomac Ther 5G make very smol brain
  My apologizes that was actually just a lack for understanding of how modern technology. Technically every radiowave is a microwave with very-ing wave lengths. Which have all been deemed safe because they are not tight wavelengths like an actual microwave. But are actually a fraction of a fraction of the output power, you have a higher chance of getting damage from UV from the wretched grass infested outdoors. Than a wifi router or cellphone tower.
The whole idea that autism = bad isn't necessarily right or that simple anyways. I find that being on the spectrum is honestly an advantage for the type of work I do.
- it's a sidegrade, the only part of it that's bad is that modern societies are actively structured to disadvantage neurodivergent people.
  
  Yes, exactly! Social theory of disability or whatever.
They fucking don't
- I was gonna say that
  
  the site says that
They don't! My little pony does. The stats don't lie.
Wonderful site. Really opened my eyes
Let's wait and see how many people post a comment without actually visiting the website…
- Shhh, we're having fun.
It's cuz I missed and administered the vaccine intracranially. Turns out it has some undesirable effects when it gets beneath the dura. Rookie mistake - my bad. Won't happen again.
- hi i'd like more autism, can you administer the vaccine like that please?
They don't.
There ya go
- I know. Check the link ;)