Yo, no bullshit, my hen that sometimes rides on my shoulder catches shit I'd never notice.
Mind you, it isn't armed enemies or anything, but those fucking squirrels are plottin on me.
And the rooster, that crazy bastard would rip a shotgun out of my hands amd shove it up the ass of a coyote. My feathered homie goes hard on predators
In my experience, roosters go hard on on everything. Well, some anyway. The other half are cuddly instead of aggressive.
This crazy bugger used to go hard on everything, but the last month or so, he's turned into my buddy. Loves getting pets and scritches now. But he'll still flex on anything that isn't familiar unless it's a hen lol
Dinosaur blood in their veins
Watched some documentary ages ago and pigeons’ reaction times are so fast it’s almost like we move in slow motion to them. 250ms is the average for humans without training and pigeons trained to peck when a certain stimuli was presented showed theirs is roughly 80ms. Smaller birds are even faster. Pretty neat.
I half-remember it being a thinking-reacting continuum. The less you think, the faster you react.
So therefore, head empty; twitchshot on point.
I also "liberated" a 32 inch TV out of Walmart the other day, which is now my assistant gunner when I boot up tf2.
Anyone who plays stealth games knows that you have to watch out for the chickens when you're trying to be sneaky.
if Skyrim has taught me anything it's that chickens are fucking snitches
And if Zelda has taught me anything it's that chickens are unstoppable killing machines.
This is the future Jurassic Park warned us about.
Clever girls?
What do you know about them? They obviously did teach it how to shoot.
Yeah, what good is an assistant gunner if it doesn't shoot?
Hmmm. The army here is made out of chicken
You cannot lose!
What about the Iraq invasion gave you the impression they were there to help to the people?
You know, all the bombing and killing civilians. How else do you generously spread democracy?
It was trivial to buy a chicken on the local economy. You could get anything for 5 USD or less.
Yo, no bullshit, my hen that sometimes rides on my shoulder catches shit I'd never notice.
Mind you, it isn't armed enemies or anything, but those fucking squirrels are plottin on me.
And the rooster, that crazy bastard would rip a shotgun out of my hands amd shove it up the ass of a coyote. My feathered homie goes hard on predators
In my experience, roosters go hard on on everything. Well, some anyway. The other half are cuddly instead of aggressive.
This crazy bugger used to go hard on everything, but the last month or so, he's turned into my buddy. Loves getting pets and scritches now. But he'll still flex on anything that isn't familiar unless it's a hen lol
Dinosaur blood in their veins
Watched some documentary ages ago and pigeons’ reaction times are so fast it’s almost like we move in slow motion to them. 250ms is the average for humans without training and pigeons trained to peck when a certain stimuli was presented showed theirs is roughly 80ms. Smaller birds are even faster. Pretty neat.
I half-remember it being a thinking-reacting continuum. The less you think, the faster you react.
So therefore, head empty; twitchshot on point.