The internet intently watched as Gov. Gavin Newsom walked onto the tarmac as President Donald Trump arrived in California on Friday afternoon to tour the devastation left by the Los Angeles wildfires.Newsom and Trump played nice for the cameras despite a fraught relationship in which Trump has repea...
My favorite part of the video is that Trump keeps trying to do this stupid fucking power move where he gives a firm handshake and refuses to let go. Newsom was ready for it and Trump had to forcibly pull his hand away.
Edit: Sorry for not being clear. There is a link to a tweet in the article that has the video.
The only way he could be leaning that far forward is if his center of gravity is much lower and further back than his massive gut. The only way I can think that he's could achieve this is with a MASSIVE titanium butt plug shoved up his ass. I'm talking like 80+ pounds.
Titanium feels like a poor choice if you're trying to shift your center of gravity. Stainless steel would be better, or for this particular situation I'd probably recommend something even heavier like lead or uranium.
Are Melania and the officer behind her slightly leaning too? I can't tell if it's an optical illusion or some coordinated effort to hide Trump's real lean by matching him.
My favorite part of the video is that Trump keeps trying to do this stupid fucking power move where he gives a firm handshake and refuses to let go. Newsom was ready for it and Trump had to forcibly pull his hand away.
For once, I'd love to see someone crush his little hand when he tries that shit. It is such a childish and dickish move.
I remember when assholes would try that kind of thing in elementary school. Some people - like donvict - never grow the hell up.
Immediately reminded me of a photo of Eric Schmidt (former Google scumbag CEO who said that if you had nothing to hide, you had no privacy concerns) and Steve Jobs. They were photographed at a coffee shop and Schmidt was analyzed to be in the weaker position by body language.
But leaning forward in heals (Newsome is in sneakers) is what a strongman does, go trump! /s