9mo ago

Starching

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Looks like Mufasa though.
- Yeah, the false and evil king who gaslights his subjects on the necessity of his tyranny. Scar was the rightful and honest ruler.
  
  Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave
  
  If I had to choose between a king without scars, and one with them, I'd always go with the latter. Scarless bitch probably had everything handed to them, never even fought a real fight.
  
  Didnt Scar make the kingdom worse?
  
  c/ScarDidNothingWrong
  
  What did Scar do for us?
Did you use some artistic liberty on those guns?
- and he obviously skips leg day
Starching? That's a new one for me.
I'm guessing Dad is a big Queen fan.
My dude skipped too many leg days
- Hah! I think we're only seeing one leg from a profile angle though. The seam down the side of the jeans gives the appearance of two twig legs. If the artist had added a sliver of rear leg, it'd probably read better, e.g.:
  
  He did, but it's too dark to notice unless you look a bit hard at the image.
  
  I definitely interpreted the seam as two legs but your version has some extra oumph
Is the son 30?
Edit: What? Look at the picture, that's no "nightmares from watching Lion King" aged kid.
- "...so I painted him a picture of ME..."
- He said he painted the portrait of himself, not his kid.
  
  I totally read that wrong.
Imma pound you cat. Imma schmack you in yo teefs. You gon get starched with yo' evil ass.
Aren't you afraid of Salvatore Ganacci?
KAPOW Mr. Kitty
The lion got cocky and dropped its guard long enough to allow that kinda full-send cross.
Next minute, the lion grabs his arm, tears it from the shoulder and proceeds to crush his skull in its jaws.
The lion lies down after its light snack.
Soooo... your solution to your kid's fears is animal abuse?
Like a high school freshman party, that's a weak punch.

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