To further prove his point, Superman goes on to cough in the insurance adjuster's face
Chocolate soda...?
It's a thing. There's a reason you don't see it very often anymore, though.
I'd guess kind of like an egg cream, which is a drink containing neither eggs nor cream.
Incidentally, if you want a drink made with eggs and cream, get eggnog.
What is chocolate soda?
Chocolate soda, as the name suggests, is a carbonated beverage with a distinct chocolate flavor. It is typically made by combining chocolate syrup, soda water, and sometimes a hint of vanilla or other flavorings.
So like a cold fizzy and viscous chocolate milk.
That sounds as good as chocolate pizza. Bad
I wonder if Big Clive has tried to carbonate chocolate beverages in his SodaStream
Superman steps into highway traffic. Cars swerve and crash around him. A truck jack-knifes around him like a fulcrum and explodes into itself. A school bus crammed with children plows headfirst into his chest and comes to an immediate halt. Superman turns around a fixes you with a knowing smile.
Car insurance salesman: "Y-you've proven it, Superman..... you've proven it...."
Superman dives headfirst into the lava plug of a supervolcano, the impact causing the plug to crack and crumble, releasing thousands of years of volcanic pressure. Lava spews miles into the air, the caldera itself collapsing as, after thousands of years of erosion, the plug was the only thing still holding it up. The lava runs like oil on water, engulfing everything it touches. No one is safe, no one survives. Children scream as their flesh melts. Lovers hold one another as the ash smothers them alive. Pets asphyxiate from the toxic gasses. Vehicles melt. Homes burn. The cloud of ash ascends to the heavens and God weeps as volcanic winter sets in; causing famine and mass starvation as crops can no longer grow under the limited sunlight and frigid temperatures. A mass extinction event is triggered. Half of the extant species die as the perpetual winter disrupts their natural food chains and causes them to starve or freeze. Superman climbs out of the volcano to face his challenger, somehow miraculously still standing in the midst of the chaos. He puts on his most charming, charismatic grin.
Home insurance salesman: "Y-you've proven it, Superman..... you've proven it...."
I have a pitcher of that too. I should really clean the fridge.
Drink it!
Is it better or worse than chocolate soda?
Why does he need to drink a concoction of deadly microbes? Is he trying to be a “super spreader”?
I guess to prove he doesn't need to be insured against wiping out all of humanity with a global pandemic?
Assuming the word spreads, he probably saves more time by doing this than by saying no to a million insurance agents.
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Something to consider - does every insurance policy sold in Metropolis come with an 'Act of Superheroism' clause?
