Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works 1w ago

Anon makes weed eggs

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Clearly he was missing the ham.
- indeed, the ham is the most important component in green eggs and ham
Shoulda decarbed in butter first
- Cannabutter is the right answer here
  
  That would solve the problem about not getting high, but cannabutter still tastes pretty bad. That's why it's usually hidden in baked goods with stronger flavors like chocolate.
- You don't need to decarb in anything, just heat the bud up and you can eat it. The butter is for extraction.
  
  Heating up is for decarboxylization.
I thought he was going to feed the herb to the chickens and then gather their thc-infused eggs.
- That's how McDonald's get more people in again. THC infused Egg McMuffin.
  
  Now I want McDonald's for breakfast.
  
  Thanks. I don't have one available on my drive to work so I'm going to be thinking about this all day now.
  
  I hope you're happy.
Just go to your local dispensary and spend $10 for a nice piece of candy.

The way a civilized city should have it.
- $20 to get my wife and I high with nice breath (mints) every weekend for a few months. Mind you I do love my dry herb vape for fine tuning my high but yeah it's so affordable
  
  Breath mints!?!???!!!
He does not like them, Sam-I-Am
I just make warm chocolate milk, let the weed stay in there for a bit while heating up, then strain and enjoy. I quite like the grassy undertone in the milk.
- Yes my friend made this once and it was the most disgusting thing ever.
  Also so strong we'd have a shot and get knocked out.
  Could those two be related? We'll never know.
When he said nug, I thought for sure he was going to make 'egg nug'.
Theoretically could you use thc butter or would the heat denature it?
- If you want to make decent scrambled eggs you want a low heat on and off with the pan. I reckon it'd be pretty perfect tbh

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