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Mitch McConnell falls during Senate Republican lunch

abcnews.go.com Mitch McConnell falls during Senate Republican lunch

Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell fell during the Senate Republican lunch on Tuesday.

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Oh no, is the floor okay?!
That's very dangerous. Turtles can stay stuck on their back forever if no one is around to put them right side up.
This is an old one
- I think one of these people lived a stressful life and the other did not.
  
  Yea, touring nation wide is stressful. Living a cushy life taking bribes in congress is so easy for Mitch.
  
  Yeah, but he was able to get his stress out by singing and shagging and such.
Nice. Too bad he got up.
So anyway...
- ..I started blastin'
  
  Hey guys I found Luigi.
Let me know when he doesn't get back up.
- Specifically, I want people to let me know once, then STFU about it.
If only he'd fucking stay down.
love it, get your weak ass up bitch ass mitch. Quit your fuckin job if you're unfit you frail shit. Bow out and decay in the sewers ASAP feeble trash
- What? And give up all that power? What reason would he have to go on living if not to inflict misery on everyone else day after day?
  
  There’s probably a paragraph in his will insisting his corpse is propped up on the senate floor until it liquifies, just to increase everyone’s suffering.
Biden is too old but Mitch is fine?
- Yeah double standards are great!
Coming soon, wooden props to keep McConnell upright, followed by a starring role in the Weekend At Bernie's movie franchise.
lol who cares??

His actions have killed millions and hindered progress in America by tens and tens of years.

Fuck off Mitch. Nobody actually likes you. Nobody really loves you. You sold out. I hope you die miserable, scared, and alone.
They should just start wheeling him around on a gurney
This is now to where Theo Von has the point:
"I don't really even care anymore about his politics or whatever, anything like that. It's just that it feels like elder abuse to be pushing the guy around telling him he's the major of the world and shit like that. He don't even know where he is anymore"
- If he's suffering then I hope he stays in office for another 30-40 years.
Is he dead?
- According to my sources - which are https://kolektiva.social/@IsMitchMcConnellDeadYet - no, not yet.
  
  Lol love how it's all "No." until today it became "No, but... Thoughts and prayers."
Thoughts and prayers
Don't flip him over. If he can't get off his shell that's Gods will.

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