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Are you sure it's not the removable rice bag in the ass of the sloth that's supposed to be microwaved... Not the entire plushy?

I have the same one.

We have lots of these. Our sloth definitely goes all in.
Basically anything made by Warmies won't have a removable bag, everything else will (in my experience).
A lot of the Sainsbury's ones appear to be made by Warmies. They don't have removable bags - just stick the entire critter in.
- Won't the eyes get super hot?
  I am unfamiliar with stuffed animal microwaving tactics, as I generally default to the air fryer, but have also heard good things about sous vide, fwiw.
Before clicking, I was going to suggest to check if it’s an ass rice design.

They’re crispier in the air fryer.

Don't put the rat in the fryer
- That's got to be one of the worst thing I've read in a few months
- Air fryers aren't microwaves heating things in weird ways. It's just an oven that gets hot faster and blows air around a lot. Why would a mouse explode?
  Also, I'm assuming mouse because how could a rat get in an air fryer without you noticing? Hell I'm not-sure how a mouse could but a rat seems far fetched.
- You're not my supervisor!

I told my friend from Australia that I heated water for tea on the stove in a saucepan and she said it was barbaric
Do the British heat their lower back with tea?
- Yes.
I enjoy my under sink instant hot water heater.
It can produce 14 liters of water at 70 to 100°C per hour.
I never need to boil water really on the stove, fill a pot and let it boil for like spaghetti. But for like instant raman noodles, just adding the water in a bowl with it works perfectly fine.
I live in America and they aren't the most common thing installed in kitchens
Is there an advantage of a kettle over instant 100°C water on tap? Couldn't you just use it to make tea?
- It depends how much boiling water you need per day. Unless you use a LOT it's more efficient (cost/energy wise) to use a kettle. Plus there's a significant upfront cost to install a boiling water tap. However, if you drink a shitload of tea, or use a lot of boiling water in cooking, it's generally better to have the on tap option.
Most of us don't drink tea. My wife does and we have an electric kettle. It's fantastic.

We have the turtle warmie. Kiddo calls it 'warm turtle'. I will never feel ok microwaving a turtle

Still not as weird as microwaving tea.

My partner has a sheep one that she uses to help with period pain, can confirm it's very weird.

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There’s a video game from my youth about this, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LgOJkdLLGvs.

"subject is able to store and emit large bursts of microwave radiation, causing the eyeballs of several Class D personnel to melt upon hugging the subject"

I see you took our microwave. Look its fine, just bring it back first thing tomorrow morning. Good night!

Why? He seems pretty happy with it.