Before I got my glasses the stars looked big and well star shaped, with lots of little spikes, I was utterly disappointed when I got my glasses, looked at the night sky and they're just dots, boring ass dots.
Oh I had the same experience with my friend's hair. I used to like being behind her in line because her hair was like a flowing, floaty cloud. When I first wore glasses, I could see each hair and it became like a tangle of wires.
I’ll be that guy… in reality, an Axolotl and a Chameleon aren’t going to be hanging out and looking at the night sky. Axolotls live under water and can spend short periods of time outside of the water. Chameleons live above water and spend almost no time under water. These two animals live in environments that are inherently exclusive to one another.
I like how you had to dive into those specifics to see this was unrealistic, and both of them speaking and understanding English is completely looked over.
Talking animals? Fine! But damned if two from different habits are hanging out! Suspension of disbelief broken!