"Cant wait for Social Security to be abolished, these useless old people should just die and not waste our resources."
elderly relatives sitting nearby
(/s Lol, luckily I don't know anyone that voted trump, I mean I don't know what distant relatives voted for, but they're in another state so I don't care 🤷♂️)
"How do you deal with the fact that Trump will die of old age soon and you basically voted for J.D. Vance instead?"
They don’t care, they like Vance too.
They would vote for Kim Jong Un if they thought it would it would upset “libruhls”.
That's literally why my several members of my family voted for Trump. They really don't like Trump (they voted for Nikki Haley in the primaries), but they really like Vance and hope he'll take over at some point.
I was blown away, because I was under the impression that Vance was fairly universally disliked. I immediately responded with some equivalent of "clearly we watch very different news."
Wait, it's physically possible to like Vance? I was sure the dislike is on a genetic level like uncanny valley.
I was blown away, because I was under the impression that Vance was fairly universally disliked
Different media diets create different opinions. You're not shoveling Ben Shapiro, Tucker Carlson, and Joe Rogan down your ear holes every day. That shapes your view of the world just like Stewart and Colbert and Aaron Sorkin did for millennials.
There seems to be a pretty strong correlation between the age someones parents die and the age they're likely to die.
Trump's dad lived until 93 and his mom live until 88. He might be here for a bit.
You know what, I'm convinced.
Deport everyone with immigrant blood from America.
Hair transplants and testosterone supplements are gender affirming healthcare
So is removing breast tissue from teenage boys, give boys boobs back! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia
Viagra and toupes
Yes, but the enforcement is selective so they won't be targeted.
Isn't it weird how theres a conservative "argument" about morningafter pills, "if it's genuine rape, God has ways of stopping a pregnancy", but the same people wouldn't see anything wrong with taking Viagra despite their god-given sexual impotence.
The hypocrisy
You know, there's technically nothing stopping them from voting for Putin as Speaker of the House.
It would almost be worth it to watch him having to deal with all the MTGs he's put in congress
Mikael Trotsky Gorbechevs?
seriously tho what is the russian MTG equiv? I bet whatever it is, right now it's squatting on a curb smoking a filterless cig
I was thinking about explaining that trump legalized trans weed last time he was president so why not go fully legal?
It’s truly amazing that orange man legalized weed in 2018.
You know for a goddamn fact that nobody in congress nor the orange man intended to do this.
Yet another example of old white men legislating on stuff they don’t understand but at least in this case it’s a win for us
Wait, I can get my moobs removed?
You've already received a joke answer, so yes, breast reduction surgery for guys is a thing. And sometimes the doctor can convince some insurance companies to cover it. But ymmv, because USA.
If they moo-ed they are sentient cows already, and will produce milk any day now.
Replied to a comment in this thread already but dropping this here for visibility
Orange man legalized weed on a federal level in 2018. Source here
Technically Congress legalized it. It's right there in the title of the article you linked:
"When lawmakers voted to allow hemp production in 2018, they quietly opened the door to legal THC in all 50 states."
*Edit: typo
Can't wait to pay for my compulsory advertising on X.
It'll be really funny seeing people die from listeria after drinking listeria milk on purpose
Putting the CEO of a space ship company in charge of the government's space ship funding makes about as much sense as letting Congress vote on giving themselves raises
I heard his AG has plans to send in the military to take away your guns! For your safety!
Heard about something about how his AG pick potentially making it so at least people must register their guns. No idea how true or if it's gonna happen, but I imagine that alone would be enough to make a lot of his voters super angry.
Well it's difficult to oppress people with weapons.
everyone should save their grocery store receipts and compare them to similar purchases a few months from now
Not a meme
