Memes @sopuli.xyz Stamets @lemmy.world 1mo ago

True horsepower

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horses may be stupid and fragile but at least they're smart and resilient
- Hah! So true!
Also horse: sprains ankle on some stick
- Then I can eat it.
  
  Try that with a car.
  
  Wasn’t there a reddit thing about can you eat a door in a year? Probably couldn’t do it with a car though.
I first thought this was the fuckcars sub. (which deals not with vehicles particularily suited for coitus, in case anyone wondered)
- On Lemmy, everywhere is fuckcars
  
  Not if I can help it.
  
  I've managed to filter out most of the cars hate from my feed. You can take my 350Z from my cold, dead hands, once I inevitably get into a fatal accident on the highway.
  
  I feel like lemmy is universally fuck modern cars but generally kinda chill with old cars.
- Are you looking for the autoerotic asphyxiation community?
  
  You know, the one where people pipe their car exhaust into their car and jerk off inside said car?
  
  Excuse me WHAT
  
  I think you misread it. I think he's in the Mr Hands community.
- I thought it was the protein diet sub fuckcarbs.
There are still people training horses to bring them home when they pass out after battle (battle being going to the local bar to down as much beer as their liver can handle)
- Riding a horse while drunk is illegal in most countries. Horseback riding and booze are not exactly new...
  
  There was a guy who was charged with a DUI in Wyoming, USA who argued successfully that the horse knew the way home and he was just a passenger.
Horses aren't real, though.
Those electric cars have serious reliability problems in cold weather
- Wouldn't a house, also?
  
  No
  
  The electric cars die quickly due to the heater for the battery and I see them on the side if the road when it gets cold.
  
  My house works ok down to -20℃ I’m sure it handled worse.

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