I could give it a pass if it's just a really poorly worded metaphor, but something tells me they are being more literal than they should be.
This sounds like someone who's media illiterate regurgitating a metaphor.
It sounds like someone where the last thing he ate may have been shrooms.
Oh you’re hungry? You should smile and think of a happy unicorn.
Still hungry? You did it wrong.
As someone who hasn't eaten solid food in over a year and wishes he could so badly... fuck this guy.
I felt like I had a stroke reading that. so don't eat, but absorb? yo, WTF?
This some breatharian level logic.
logic
How kind of you, to use that word for it.
You need to entertain your cells!
Unless you are a soulless minion of orthodoxy...
Anyone have any love, joy, happiness, and positivity recipes?
Mix vodka and energy drink of choice 50/50. Caution may not last.
Even a fleeting moment would help. ;-)
