Whoever originally posted this is probably pregnant.
Source: I have two kids.
60 0 ReplyI think OB/GYNs have 'crying at target' as a standard option on their symptom forms.
41 0 ReplyIt really should be.
Second kid, my wife was crying at target, and was like "why am I crying at target? I should get a pregnancy test while I'm here". Two lines.
Crying at target can be used to detect a pregnancy as early as 5 days before your expected period.
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Wait......is someone named JasonDJ actually a pregnant woman? I'm just imagining Jason Voorhees as a pregnant DJ.
.......Which may actually be scarier than the movies.
5 0 ReplyHe could be a father.
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You either buy one of each or decide which one loses a friend forever.
23 0 ReplyThere is just one jack'o'lantern left (it's probably a more practical shape) so yes, people seem to buy them at different rates.
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Maybe it's the hollow corpses of their respective children
12 0 ReplyThat's fucking adorable! 😍
10 0 ReplyAnd then you take the last pumpkin mug and the ghost is forever sad.
9 0 ReplyTheir mymic is anyhow way too positive for Halloween. Separate them to get two villains full of bitterness und anger!
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Is this that ‘relationship baggage’ I keep hearing about?
9 0 ReplyThis is absolutely something my pregnant wife would have done. Those hormones are nuts.
7 0 ReplyDracula over there being like, "I wish I had a friend."
6 0 ReplySmart marketing
5 0 ReplyNobody loves Lil' Vampire mug.
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