9mo ago

Relationship goals

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i like a mutual relationship where neither of us take it in the ass
- Missed opportunity
  
  Don't inverse kink shame. Prude shame?
  
  Preferences.
- That's where the cum button is tho
- Your loss because that shit is lit
- Agreed. I mean, to each their own, but I've been open and tried the gamut of butt stuff more than a few times with a few partners, and I've gotta say...just not a fan of either giving or receiving anal. Oral, on the other hand...
  
  You don't perform oral on the hand, stoopid.
- Coward.
  
  Name checks out.
  
  Guilty as charged! I'm deathly afraid of having to deal with fecal matter any more than I absolutely have to.
If my girl allows me to put it in her ass it’s only fair I take it as well
- Seriously. Straight dudes are missing TF out.
  
  Eh. Tried to find that miraculous erogenous zone in the arse… nothing there. Not a yuck nor a yum. Just really did nothing for me.
Weird that this is a meme, that's how relationships work (anal is optional).
Can you imagine the difficulty of keeping the inside of your butthole clean for your partner? I just don’t get how some people can maintain that. Kudos to those that make the effort.
- I think it's mostly a sight thing, as long as I can't see the poop then I don't care
  
  taking the community name literally, huh ...
- not to be too stereotypically reddit butt...
  a bidet makes it a lot easier 😅. it shoots a little water up in there like a mini douche every time. helps get those last little stubborn bits too if there are any.
  
  What the fuck is the pressure setting on your bidet???
  
  This person gets it
  
  I need to invest in a butt shower. No space for a bidet, but those buttoned showeheads are perfect. Visiting Oman brought enlightenment.
- Ex was cursed to be a hairy bottom.
  He did a ton a maintenance but it's a butt, sometimes there will be shit.
  I had seen grosser things come out of vaginas. Sex is inherently gross (asexual bias lol)
  
  I mean, even as a sexual person, when you stop and think about it, it is indeed gross.
  But my reptilian brain craves it. And my logical brain just doesn't give a fuck anymore about how it looks like. I mean, I change diapers full of shit and piss every day and I've seen my two children be born in an ungodly amount of juices. My threshold for being grossed out has become a lot higher.
- Just get an anal douche.
  
  What did you just call me! /s
Hell yeah brother
- step-brother
  
  did they stutter!?
  ^{🎵sweet home alabama🎶}
Legitimately though.
Not to demonize ass stuff but this seems like it says boyfriends who cook and clean are gay/bi... Am I missing something?
- I mean, the picture does (seem to) show a heterosexual relationship. Unless you think only gay/bi dudes do butt stuff then idk what you're reading into
  
  This seems like a right wing meme. Really, at first I didn't see this was a shit post so that's my bad.
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