10mo ago

You're a long-toed freak aren't you...?

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is it not supposed to be??
- it's an anatomical variant https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton%27s_toe
  
  The Culture section of that article is a wild ride. Like phrenology for feet.
- Don't listen to them. These weirdos just have extra long foot thumbs
My mom has longer second toes, and she always said “It’s a sign you’re descended from royalty.” She also said stuff like “An ancestor ran away with an Indian princess” and “We’re descended from Sir Francis Drake” so my mom, though I love her, does not have a fully-functioning bullshit sensor.
- Dunno, kinda sounds like shes bullshitting you
  
  The toe thing was definitely a little tongue-in-cheek, but the other two she seemed to fully believe. When I pointed out that Drake didn’t have any children, or at least not legitimized, she acted confused and said it was something that the family had always said. Well… someone was bullshitting someone!
- I comply with this theory.
  
  Hello fellow Mo-Toe-er
- mine are the exact same length. never broken a toe.
- Can confirm there's a relation.
No?
At least in my experience, I've never looked at someone and wondered what their feet look like.
Or realistically, what any covered-up part of them looks like.
- Ngl, had me in the first half
New form of racism unlocked
My friend just had part of his toe amputated.
Like an hour ago maybe not even....
- Can you tell by looking at his face?
  
  Not why i commented but I'll answer anyway, i cannot
I'm a half and half. Left foot has a shorter second toe, right foot has a longer one.
- We're gonna need you to pick a side.
What? It’s not like, everyone? Huh. TIL.
I was always told people with a long second toe have dominant personalities
It's a condition called Morton's toe
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton's_toe
- So this is who shoes are made for!
  Honestly jealous
No, but I will now....
It would be pretty neat to be able to flip someone off with your hands and feet.
Yeah but can you wiggle your little toes independently?!
Seema like .ml and hexbear have a particularly large amount of these people. Its an attitude thing.
- Jesus Christ, can we not do drama at every opportunity?
  
  I tend not to be particularly tolerant of people supporting genocide. But u do u i guess.
Its because your grandparents are also siblings.

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